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00:20:43
Sofía Vergara, Ed O'Neill, Julie Bowen
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Jasper and his mother are coming over for a playdate. We scheduled it weeks ago.
you know, what with the luaus, the hiking, the talent shows.
Relax, punkin. I got this.
[Crunch] Ooh! Ooh, my Ludlums!
Ma'am, you seem to know an awful lot about sneaking contraband on to a plane.
[Clears Throat] One quick swipe oughta pop it.
We're gonna go to a luau, swim with the Miami Dolphins,
The average burglar breaks in and leaves clues everywhere,
Not yet, sweetie. Not yet.
Dad. Hey. Mostly tonic actually, thanks to my new sponsor here.
to fly across the ocean in a steel coffin?
Hey, there's another hottie for you at 5:00.
Hi, sweetheart! [Gloria] She's smiling!
I see a woman, uh, wrack with fear, whose husband has abandoned her.
then I wouldn't have been overwhelm and I would have remembered my wallet.
I see a woman, uh, wracked with fear, whose husband has abandon her.
Please, you weigh less than my paintball gear.
I told you, I get more and more freak out as we get closer to the flight.
People always say I scream "Hawaii." Who says that?
Then why are you depart Maui on different dates?
When you're gone, it's like I'm this prisoner trap in a cell of loneliness.
Quick- Who sang "Evil Woman"? What?
You're suppose to be here with me.
Would you relax? You always worry. It always gets done.
Got Manny tie up in the backyard. Big bowl of kibble.
it is still a building on its side being throw from one place to another.
and-and frankly, it's a little hurtful that he doesn't know that.
She's pretty tightly wound.
I was gonna go, but then you fell asleep,
All aboard.
I thought the wings were gonna snap off, honestly.
We've been over this. Air travel is incredibly safe.
It just kinda feels like Gloria's going out of her way...
I made it perfectly clear to Phil that I needed him here.
Maybe just 'cause I'm so damn happy.
The average burglar breaks in and leaves clues everywhere,
Seriously? You were gonna get on the plane? Cam!
Tell you, the plane was rocking up and down, back and forth.
Oh, I could totally get in the fast lane. I mean the road.
it's a little disheartening when you find out you're not.
Mmm. I'm a little jittery about flying.
and-and frankly, it's a little hurtful that he doesn't know that.
Yeah, I'm Colombian.
Okay. Fine. I'm sorry. I'm a little tense.
Tortured artist. Classic.
What's frustrating is I would do anything for Mitchell,
Oh, I'm just trying to keep her awake so she'll sleep on the plane.
I was just thinking how tragic it would be if I fell into that volcano.
She's- She's hilarious. Okay, let's do bride of Frankenstein.
Haley is still asleep, and I have no idea where Luke is.
We had to do that too, back in the eighth-
Ma'am, you seem to know an awful lot about sneaking contraband on to a plane.