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00:11:22
J.G. Quintel, William Salyers, Sam Marin
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A night of the macabre in the crypt! How exciting!
Whoa, did you see that zombie get a discus to the face?
Mounties Of Death: Hoser Spree!
Okay you lousy, undead creep-
Thanks for almost getting rid of our paid day-off, you loser.
- A bake sale! - No.
Muscle Man and Hi Five Ghost, you'll be in charge of decoration duties.
and gore that will make your eye balls barf!
You dude are gonna thank me for this.
Okay genius, let me put this in terms that you'll understand.
Ow my kidney!
Duck!
Better fire up the grill 'cause I got me a zombie-kabob!
Now, now. Don't crowd, there's enough for everybody.
The cart needs a new suspension system,
Dude, what is with you? Nobody's gonna want to read subtitles!
This is the foreign boot-leg director's cut.
What kind of tape is this?
3 hours and 28 minutes of remaster Peter Pan's horror
Yeah, in the abandon cemetery!
Alright, it's settle then.
Before the satellite trigger the deadly mecro virus
Shut up, shut up, shut up!
The thing you just did, it's woken up the dead
but that was before it all happen.
You dudes are gonna thank me for this.
The old cemetery is fall apart
Stop singing or you're fire!
That was great! It felt like I was in the actual movie!
Yo guys! I told you this stuff would come in handy!
Heads up.
Aw dude, you put it in backwards!
You guys want to see a scary movie there?
You know what? That could actually work.
The cart need a new suspension system,
You find anything yet?
Aw dude, you put it in backwards!
The old cemetery is falling apart
it's like the onlt way to truly experience this movie.
Thanks for almost getting rid of our paid day-off, you loser.
You know what? That could actually work.
Totally. That one is coming really far off the screen.
Yeah. We had a movie night there a long time ago.
and took ever I ever knew.
Ugh, he's just too strong.
Of course you'll need...
All right, listen up.
Baby, you let yourself go real bad.
Come on, Benson, just hear us out!
Oh yeah, I saw this a few years back.
What's happening now?!
Here you guys are gonna need some of these babies
You guys want to see a scary movie there?
All right, listen up.
Okay you lousy, undead creep-
Thanks for almost getting rid of our paid day-off, you loser.
Okay genius, let me put this in terms that you'll understand.
A night of the macabre in the crypt! How exciting!
the exact same way.
Oh, this is a classic of Italian horror!
That was great! It felt like I was in the actual movie!
If you come up with something successful, you'll get a... paid day off.
The thing you just did, it's woken up the dead
Ugh, he's just too strong.
Dude, nice shot.
Now, now. Don't crowd, there's enough for everybody.
That's not a bad idea!
I was your average everyday kinda guy
Oh yeah, I saw this a few years back.
The old cemetery is falling apart
This is from my personal stash.
the exact same way.