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Morty's dog Snuffles angers Jerry by continuously peeing on the carpet. Upset, Jerry asks Rick for a device that could make Snuffles smarter. After warning Jerry of the consequences, Rick makes the device, and it makes Snuffles smart enough for him to be able to use the bathroom like a normal human. Meanwhile, Rick plans to enter Morty's math teacher, Mr. Goldenfold's, dreams in order for him to increase Morty's grades, thus letting Morty adventure with Rick more often. The two enter Goldenfold's dream. The dream takes place on a plane, and Rick, strapping a fake bomb to himself, pretends to be a terrorist threatening to blow up the plane if Goldenfold doesn't give Morty better grades but Goldenfold decides to fight back, and pulls out two machine guns. Rick realizes that Goldenfold has more control over his dreams than he had anticipated, and also reveals that if they die in the dream, they die in real life.
Then I used my dream inceptor to put the two of us inside
endow a creature with sentience and then rip it away.
Looks like Goldenfold has some predilection so shameful he
about humanity's cruel subjugation of his species,
Where are my testicle, Summer?
Aw, he's saying "I love lasagna."
His subconscious is panicking.
Beautiful putt right there...
Oh, man, it looks like we've hit dream bedrock here, Morty.
Oh, come on, Terry, you can't think of a pun
Uh-oh! Spoilers!
You're kind of killing the vibe in here.
You talking about "Inception"?
out of the air while he lets us fall into a giant vat of lava!
through a pumpkin patch?
A sophisticated predator, nature's perfect killing
Perhaps tomorrow Dr. Scraps will solve that problem
Sir, as your accountant, I must advise you that these
Looks like we've merely prolong the inevitable.
A whole world populate by intelligent dogs.
machine, the vicious wolf stalk its prey with purpose
after you cried and crap your pants, we...
altering that this noble beast was transform into man's
We're so screw!
I haven't seen him this relax in years.
the proper wordplay to use when one is chasing one's victim
It's gonna make your kidneys shut down.
Are these pills suppose to wake me up, or something?
You avoid getting shot in real life all the time, Morty.
He just pee on the carpet!
We got to take him out so he wake up, Morty.
He recognize the other dogs on TV.
army capture the Eastern seaboard.
I mean, the guy teach high-school math.
No, no, that happen before you went to sleep, Morty.
Nothing but fear from here on out, bitch!
You said the same thing, equally sarcastically,
Looks like some sort of legally safe knock-off of an '80s horror
You know, I mean, y-you're perfectly scary enough as it is.
Hey, leave him alone!
Perhaps tomorrow Dr. Scraps will solve that problem
Time to go another dream deep, Morty!
I'm a full season behind.
character with miniature swords for fingers instead of knives.
You want to go outside?
Uh, actually, you know what?
This whole thing's gonna be over really soon.
You know, I mean, y-you're perfectly scary enough as it is.
Good news, though, Morty.
♪ "Q," "R," You won't get very far ♪
they should be fast asleep and then we'll incept him.
These halves don't belong together, bitch!
If you get killed in someone else's dream,
If you guys ever need anything, just say the word.
subservient little buddy.
would they breed it with another deformed human
Looks like Goldenfold has some predilections so shameful he
This is disgusting!
including a pervy attraction to your underage sister.
machine, the vicious wolf stalks its prey with purpose
That's ridiculous.
Looks like we've merely prolonged the inevitable.
they should be fast asleep and then we'll incept him.
very satisfying project for people of all ages.
about humanity's cruel subjugation of his species,
It was only with years of selective breeding and genetic
Because we're both rational adults that don't want anything
You're being very aggressive, Jerry.
That's an intense line of questioning, Snuffles.
A sophisticated predator, nature's perfect killing
Sex is sacred!
Anything for my precious Morty.