Name: The Ricks Must Be Crazy
Released: 2017-04-05

1) oof

Aaaah! Oof!
2) multiverse

and the best ice cream in the multiverse!
3) motherfucker

- Shut up! - We go get some ice cream, motherfucker!
4) disrespect

I got to tell you, Zeep, with no disrespect,
5) carburetor

Is it the quantum carburetor or something?
6) pediatrician

That was my daughter's pediatrician! Aah!
7) whack

It's whack!
8) stabilizer

I said 12 quantum stabilizer, not 11.
9) caterer

It's messed up. There's caterer down there.
10) opium

Opium addict.
11) verge

an arrogant scientist prick on the verge of microverse technology,
12) bullshit

You two are putting aside your bullshit,
13) crank

And if you continue to turn your flooble crank,
14) proto

I guess you're an okay proto recombinator.
15) vibe

about, like, the general vibe and stuff.
16) diplomacy

Thanks to the skilled diplomacy of this mysterious space car,
17) asshole

That asshole's willing to risk everything he cares about just to defeat me!
18) lobster

And your miniverse is the size of a fucking lobster tank!

1) spatially

I put a spatially tessellated void inside a modified temporal field
2) accidentally

You know, one time, Rick sh-- accidentally shot
3) aside

You two are putting aside your bullshit,
4) somewhere

Somewhere on this planet, there's got to be
5) obviously

Obviously you really know nothing about car repair.
6) certainly

And it certainly can't be someone
7) nearly

So remember-- a crank a day is not nearly enough.
8) alone

- I'm sorry. - Daddy, leave the car alone.
9) instead

Instead we've got... zero?
10) forward

from this day forward, human- and spiderkind will live
11) quite

To clarify, I am quite able to destroy this army,
12) almost

- We almost died! - I don't want to hear it, Summer!
13) inside

- We're gonna have to go inside. - Um, go inside what?
14) currently

I am currently constructing a security measure
15) fast

Too fast.
16) together

and you're working together to get us back home.
17) ago

Morty, remember eight seconds ago
18) once

by the alien known as Rick, who once gave our world

1) subdermal

A long time ago, I implanted you with a subdermal chip
2) tessellated

I put a spatially tessellated void inside a modified temporal field
3) perplexing

- What a perplexing mystery this is." - All right, all right.
4) unbounded

I put an unbounded vacuum inside a temporal field
5) sentient

I'll be able to interact with any sentient life
6) unethical

that his miniverse is unethical?
7) dishonest

There's nothing dishonest about what we're doing.
8) dormant

that could call upon dormant nanobots in your bloodstream
9) arrogant

Listen to me, you arrogant little--
10) jealous

- Yeah. I-I'm pretty jealous. - Don't be, Morty.
11) obliged

Y-you told me it means "much obliged".
12) backwards

These people are backwards savages.
13) obsolete

that makes gooble boxes obsolete.
14) temporal

I put a spatially tessellated void inside a modified temporal field
15) dumb

Dumb name.
16) infinite

but inside that container is an infinite universe
17) unexpected

"Whoa, this is unexpected.
18) fake

Hey, Zeep, the fake president of your fake world

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