Name: Samurai vs. Samurai
Released: 2017-04-12
Cast: Kevin Michael Richardson, Phil LaMarr, Mako

1) swill

What kind of swill are you trying to serve me?
2) fella

Wassup, fella?
3) appetizer

'cause you sure ain't no appetizer! Hey, now!
4) poser

The poser who's been biting my style.
5) sucker

Then there's the sucker punch. Did you look up?
6) tactic

Now l see your tactic. You gonna bore me to death.
7) videotape

What's tomorrow, three and four? You got a videotape l can look at?
8) aggression

He who runs with aggression walks without dignity.
9) bout

Ain't no bout adout that.
10) heck

- What the heck is that? - lt is your weapon.
11) monk

And finally, the monk dunk!
12) samurai

But a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword...
13) helicopter

lt's helicopter time.
14) dude

l'm the samurai dude who invented rude.
15) punch

Then there's the sucker punch. Did you look up?
16) warrior

But a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword...
17) chef

You must be the chef's special...
18) weapon

- What the heck is that? - lt is your weapon.

1) shush

Don't you be shush me when l'm talking!
2) unleash

unleash an unspeakable evil!
3) invent

l'm the samurai dude who invent rude.
4) tear

l tore open a portal in time, and flung him into the future...
5) mess

That's right! Nobody mess with Da Samurai.
6) quit

Draw your weapon and quit stallin'. Baby, l'm ready to get maulin'!
7) suppose

Now, what the heck is that suppose to mean?
8) lie

He who wears a mask cannot see what lie within himself.
9) draw

lt is your weapon that remains to be draw.
10) seek

Now the fool seek to return to the past...
11) guess

l guess l...
12) finish

l'm finish playing around with these old silly sticks.
13) wear

He who wear a mask cannot see what lies within himself.
14) remain

lt is your weapon that remain to be drawn.
15) hear

l believe everyone hear who you are.
16) thank

Thank you.
17) turn

Yo, no, don't you turn your back and walk away from me!
18) figure

You know, l think l done figure it out. You're scared to fight me!

1) forth

stepped forth to oppose me.
2) finally

And finally, the monk dunk!
3) almost

almost as good as mine.
4) outside

Outside.
5) kind

What kind of...
6) inside

The shell of an oyster only hides the pearl inside.
7) later

Later, Jack!
8) ago

Long ago, in a distant land...
9) sure

'cause you sure ain't no appetizer! Hey, now!
10) never

You can never defeat another if you know not how to defeat yourself.
11) around

l'm finished playing around with these old silly sticks.
12) much

Thank you very much.
13) long

Long ago, in a distant land...
14) right

All right, Jack.
15) where

where my evil is law!
16) after

l guess l ain't so bad after all.
17) just

Should l just think positive thoughts? Wassup?
18) back

" Got to get back, back to the past, Samurai Jack "

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