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00:43:18
Emma Roberts, Lea Michele, Abigail Breslin
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As you know, in 1955 local dairyman Randy Barfman
I did some gumshoe work.
♪ Cahoots! Okay. You know what?
Okay, pledges, line up for tonight's festivities.
What's insane are your tweet to the executive producer
You can't call dib on a person.
your accomplice mowed off a deaf girl's head.
I need an alibi to prove it could not have been me.
Super sleuth Denise Hemphill
added kelp extract to his ice cream, creating
I mean, you know how many times it's, like, ketchup?
on getting spit-roasted by hot golf frat twins
by hot moron who are brothers.
Hello, ladies and gent. Welcome
I'm gonna need some pliers.
Chad Radwell at the podium.
Because there's a murderer on the loose,
Chanel says I can hold her hair back now on purge nights.
has me on the verge of passing out,
Samantha Ronson thing going on that's pretty dope,
Golfer, very handsome.
Now, let's pop some gym candy, head down to the White Stallion,
on getting spit-roasted by hot golf frat twins
when you were sashay around
Six months ago, you tweet:
is an account of the tragedy which befell
so he walked downstairs, urinate,
and he restock this closet every year?
Passing? She had her head mow off.
as we vow to take back the night!
You really reckon that will work?
Who slit their own throat?
Stabbed that girl right in the face.
It stunt my growth.
So you sneak in here and rifling through my clothes
and you shave your box in a hot way.
You have violate my closet-vag.
It regulate the colon
The girls are all freak out.
It react to the iron in hemoglobin.
But I'm warn you...
and scam your way into becoming my teacher. Grace. Grace,
Guys, Boone's throat was slice open,
as we forge our way
I love that your dad's so rich, and I love pork you so much.
♪ And Krayzie intend on endin' it when it ends ♪
Did you know she secretly dated Chad Radwell last year?
And my mom evidently arranged
as possible until they inevitably catch the killer.
just to be sure they didn't accidentally
by my tennis court someday this week?
There is food nowhere in Kappa House.
but what you just said is literally pathological.
because your house is so damn big?
she's not hiding out in your house somewhere
And while obviously
I hope we can keep on porking forever.
But there's absolutely no record of any of these names
wow, it's gonna be weeks before I really, truly get over this.
my worry exactly.
everyone would immediately assume the killer is me.
you're not gonna go anywhere alone,
Instead, we've decided
especially when the bitch done tweeted...
to be extra cautious in these situations.
We must, therefore, resist the temptation
it's almost always blood.
I'm super sad.
hey, uh, I actually came by
Sounds boffo, but we're having a house-only night tonight.
a person of extreme murderous interest.
No way, no freaking way!
but there is something so depressing
Busted. But don't you guys worry.
I find them very soothing.
to be extra cautious in these situations.
Ladies and gentlemen, I am thrilled
I'm thankful for you, Chanel #2.
- What?! - I know, shocking.
Now, that's suspicious,
tragic passing of freshman Tiffany de Salle...
You're insane.
Oh, look, we have an eager student.
I'm just bored, so I came out here
who's murdering a bunch of dumb gashes.
your accomplice mowed off a deaf girl's head.
and all of a sudden look down
Earl Grey and I need to go mourn our fallen brother
to this rally for sanity and calm,
The Chanels said she had some sort of nervous breakdown
Hon, it's a little loud.
in that little fancy mansion in Bel Air,