Name: My Boss' Free Haircut
Released: 2018-12-19
Cast: Sarah Chalke, Zach Braff, Donald Faison

1) crapper

Quiet on the crapper?
2) boozer

about being called fatties, boozer, losers, winos, tubbos,
3) snot

But my first patient today was a snot-nosed little punk
4) walrus

If you end up with a hangover that would slay a walrus, it's worth it.
5) bandage

Junior, I don't know what you doing, but you better look for some bandage.
6) niv

Remove the "niv" and switch the "l" and the "a," and you got "Carla."
7) bedside

- Work on your bedside manner. - Say, Bobbo,
8) denominator

Common denominator? J.D.
9) bartender

We're your guest bartender, we'll be here all night!
10) ulcer

What we are dealing with are venostasis ulcer, mostly because of your weight.
11) destroyer

I should get cards that say "love destroyer".
12) melanoma

out on the surface of the sun until melanoma develop,
13) tummy

Stop! My tummy's starting to rumble.
14) sweetheart

I got you pegged, sweetheart.
15) cafeteria

You never know who you're gonna find in the cafeteria at 5am.
16) pea

Hi, sweet pea, it's Mom. I just called to tell you how much I love you.
17) slab

That's not true. Why am I lying to a slab of granite?
18) brunch

Keep it together. We'll have brunch on Sunday and see where we're at.

1) incarcerate

You still have to try, because as a recently incarcerate doctor once said,
2) deport

I found out he deport her for putting knives in the fork drawer.
3) tempt

I'm honestly tempt to wrap you around a baseball,
4) uplift

- He doesn't even seem bummed out. - I uplift his spirits.
5) bum

- He doesn't even seem bum out. - I uplifted his spirits.
6) fracture

I wrote this the first time I forgot to look down and fracture my tailbone.
7) violate

I just came to use the bathroom because she keeps violating the rule.
8) cheer

Listen, the way I cheer up Turk, I made it all about him.
9) peg

I got you peg, sweetheart.
10) knock

You say that, yet you still knock this morning and asked if I wanted coffee.
11) remind

I can't go to a carnival. It remind me of Carla.
12) mess

Your skin's all mess up.
13) celebrate

- What's going on? - We are celebrating your mom's death.
14) lie

That's not true. Why am I lying to a slab of granite?
15) divorce

First my parents get divorce, now you and Carla.
16) ignore

until you explain why you ignore me on the bus.
17) teach

My sixth grade girlfriend taught me that.
18) treat

when exactly was the last time you treat a patient?

1) eloquently

Now calmly and eloquently explain you can't open it right now,
2) incredibly

Those were the good old, incredibly disturbing days, Bob.
3) damn

You, my friend, look so damn leathery,
4) somewhere

I gotta get somewhere stat!
5) truly

You can never truly capture the past.
6) exactly

when exactly was the last time you treated a patient?
7) alone

No, Olivia. I won't leave you alone
8) sometimes

Of course, sometimes what you've started was clearly the worst idea in the world.
9) especially

Especially since Turk needed to blow off some steam before meeting with Carla.
10) recently

Enid was recently paralyzed. I haven't told anyone.
11) actually

The Bobatron is actually going to try to connect with another human?
12) kind

Sorry I haven't visited much. I've been kind of busy.
13) soon

He'll come as soon as he finishes burying Paul Newman.
14) enough

Unlike my masseuse Frida, you're not pretty enough to be rough.
15) later

Bingo! Smell you later, Betty.
16) though

I will tell you one thing, though.
17) together

Keep it together. We'll have brunch on Sunday and see where we're at.
18) ago

Do you realize two years ago this Sunday my mom died?

1) venostasis

What we are dealing with are venostasis ulcers, mostly because of your weight.
2) sceptical

OK. You know, I was sceptical, but it's been nice reminiscing about my mom.
3) intoxicating

It was intoxicating. You were hanging with the J. Dizzle.
4) rectal

who wouldn't let me give him a rectal exam unless I said pretty please,
5) miserable

Look, if it makes you feel any better, I'm sure Turk's just as miserable.
6) gastric

Yeah, I'm having a gastric bypass.
7) disturbing

Those were the good old, incredibly disturbing days, Bob.
8) ridiculous

and validate his most ridiculous of career choices.
9) insane

- You're insane. - Betty, Betty, Betty.
10) inherent

and considering that any serious surgery has inherent risks,
11) exempt

She thinks she's exempt from the rule.
12) brilliant

You figured out I'm fat. You're either a brilliant doctor
13) drunk

but I'm so drunk right now, I know I'll collapse if I even move an inch.
14) damn

Give me this damn screwdriver.
15) weird

It's weird. I want to follow him down the hall and crack him over the head,
16) rough

Unlike my masseuse Frida, you're not pretty enough to be rough.
17) sad

Looking at it was making me sad.
18) mad

Wouldn't you be mad if your husband talked to his ex-girlfriend?

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