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00:50:29
William H. Macy, Emmy Rossum, Ethan Cutkosky
155
at 7 a.m. going through my shit
not carpet muncher!
"father of the bride" shtick, are ya?
Hot coeds wearing little mitten and scarves.
Not everyone wants your microbe in his food.
just sleepwalking across chalkboard for 30 years.
The law, motherfucker!
SIDS, jaundice, germs, reflux...
[class gasps, laughs, murmur]
[Carl] The lady he gave genital wart to.
Say a fella just got canned.
cleaning up vomit and dumping garbage,
but as patriarch, I'm entitled to my traditional place of honor
at your personal belongings?
two bridesmaid bouquets,
I can make us up a scramble.
We charge extra for booze.
and can play the accordion blindfolded?
everything terrifies me.
as she amble to the altar.
and can play the accordion blindfold?
would be a blood clot splatter at the bottom
Ah, the part that always sees 'em in here bein' lovey-dovey.
but as patriarch, I'm entitle to my traditional place of honor
My heart is not getting shatter.
I tend to bristle when accuse of abusing my position.
When life gets tough, you smack on a smile your face
and she whisper into their ears
I helped you shave your face before your faculty meeting
The girl your 17-year-old son abandon
You threaten Derek's parents
Look, I know you feel like you owe us for what we did but--
♪ Counting the days as the months disappear ♪
till you squash me, right?
Ready to be unwrap like little Hershey's Kisses.
of the underage girl he knock up.
and your joint interview has been shockingly credible.
She's made that abundantly clear.
using a bag valve mask improperly,
I fell asleep, woke up. She was facedown on the floor.
[Fiona] You're invitin' people you barely know to my wedding.
Let me be perfectly clear.
Oh, Pop can scrape that together overnight.
Find somewhere to sleep without a screaming infant, maybe?
Money, obviously.
Contractions are only three minutes apart.
I knew then that I wanted her in my life forever.
Didn't exactly let me.
and they both stopped crying immediately,
I fucking missed it.
Moving forward,
Never seen a setup quite like this.
Not especially, but do I think that she wants to munch a cooch?
Ya almost pulled it off.
Remember her? Cute, freckled, redhead?
Overactive adrenal gland from sleep deprivation.
Routine unannounced check. Let me know when you're decent.
I'm an esteemed member of this community.
Don't let the death of an orphaned African child
spouting archaic bullshit,
Eh, a little hectic, but I did good.
You know, when girls go feral in corners
you know, for... saying that vile shit
♪ 'Cause I'm feeling sentimental ♪
Babies are resilient.
♪ upbeat rock music ♪
Overactive adrenal gland from sleep deprivation.
up the hill while I carry the pebble,
Arrogant fucking dirtbag.
It's paperwork, all right? That shit is meaningless.
You're not helpless. You know, it's your house too.
You're losing your shit. Go home; sober up.