Name: Happily Ever After
Released: 2018-01-16
Cast: William H. Macy, Emmy Rossum, Ethan Cutkosky

1) a.m.

I called my mom and dad, even though it was 2:00 a.m.
2) her.

You know what to call her.
3) beaut

Oh, this is a beaut, Sandy.
4) crowbar

Took a crowbar to a professor's car, and then took on a couple campus cops.
5) stubble

Fuck. Can you see my stubble?
6) loafer

You don't wear loafer operating a drill press.
7) motherfucker

Better it's just us. Adiés, motherfucker!
8) laundromat

can you believe Fiona fucking sold the laundromat?
9) fennel

Yeah. Who puts fennel in a drink? And what is fennel?
10) keg

Remember all a bartender had to do was pour a shot and tap a keg?
11) cauliflower

-with the cauliflower ears! - I was not fucking her!
12) welder

What, so, you wanna be a welder?
13) breakup

I don't know. I had a bad breakup last year.
14) remodel

We're hosting a happy hour, workers start the remodel tomorrow.
15) slipper

It fits like a glass slipper. It should never leave your finger.
16) loot

Hotel orgy loot.
17) tequila

Just sandals and tequila from here on, man.
18) vow

We're renewing our vow this afternoon.

1) gutt

You just gutt the place.
2) puke

First time you puke?
3) proclaim

Sure. Today, we proclaim how we feel before God and the whole world.
4) vow

"I vow to love who you are and who you become.
5) rupture

I rupture my spleen.
6) jerk

Hey, what do you think about me getting jerk off
7) swear

I swear if I have to listen to the same bullshit story one more time
8) forgive

"I forgive you for everything you've done.
9) scream

Because I was scream.
10) predict

Yeah, I could've predict that.
11) steal

You stole a ring. So what?
12) deserve

You deserve a better mother.
13) mess

Why do you two keep harping on the past? This is why your lives are so mess up.
14) arrest

Mouth-breather's gonna get us arrest or killed.
15) breed

Yeah, born and bred. My dad used to work construction.
16) acquire

How we acquire it is beside the point.
17) attach

Not when it's attach to a dude.
18) invest

I didn't know that Chad invest on his own.

1) infinitely

infinitely better with you, than without.
2) backwards

Yeah. I want you to do whatever you do, backwards.
3) barely

Yeah, I can barely hear you.
4) legally

- Only legally. - Yeah.
5) definitely

- No. Definitely not. - Oh.
6) apart

My life is falling apart,
7) exactly

- Get out of my kitchen. - Yeah, my sentiments exactly.
8) sometimes

You gotta beef it up. Sometimes people write their goals.
9) fucking

- Come here. - I fucking love you.
10) finally

Oh, never thought I'd say this, but I'm glad I finally found Jesus.
11) behind

What am I leaving behind? My family?
12) almost

Almost died.
13) actually

Well, I'm actually sleeping at the station.
14) kind

kind of, well, probably pretty dangerous.
15) soon

Didn't think you guys were gonna tear the place apart so soon.
16) along

He let me tag along in the summers. I got the building bug.
17) later

All right. Well, I'll see you later tonight then?
18) far

Hi, my name's Brianna. How's your day so far?

1) backstabbing

Saging. I read it'll help get that backstabbing cunt's bad juju
2) altruistic

You think I'm being altruistic?
3) shrewd

This one, shrewd as hell.
4) sober

I still need this shit to stay sober.
5) curved

Big cock, small cock, curved cock that looks like a banana.
6) dull

Never a dull moment when the shit show's in town.
7) dumb

Damon, you fucking dumb fuck!
8) epic

Fucking epic party-
9) gentle

Be gentle with me. I'm a virgin.
10) sudden

You stop drinking, all of the sudden you got all this free time on your hands.
11) fancy

Yeah, but only at fancy places. You gotta be a certified mixologist.
12) excited

was the most excited that I've seen you.
13) surprised

- She was acting in your best interest. - I don't know why I'm even surprised?
14) drunk

Being fat's better than drunk.
15) damn

Get your damn shit together.
16) weird

Honestly, I feel a little bit weird.
17) attractive

You don't think I'm attractive?
18) romantic

Oh, that is so romantic. I lost mine years ago.

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