Name: To Build a Better Beta
Released: 2017-04-25
Cast: Thomas Middleditch, T.J. Miller, Josh Brener, Matt Ross

1) kopeck

and pay back every fucking kopeck
2) luau

Then, with no money in the bank, you threw a million-dollar luau on Alcatraz.
3) perpetrator

The perpetrator has been losing money for other clients for years,
4) fella

I need to borrow your fella here for a second.
5) caterer

you pay those caterer and bartenders you owe money to,
6) brood

but we may have a healthy brood on our hands.
7) bartender

you pay those caterers and bartender you owe money to,
8) restitution

if after he makes full restitution,
9) notepad

Use a notepad. Code on your phone. We have a deadline here.
10) demise

acquiring a tech blog whose chief focus is chronicling our demise.
11) nerd

and then this fuckin' nerd calls and he wants to talk about his app.
12) dime

Well, it appears we've spent our last dime
13) slack

but I had a chance to buy 20% of Slack for nothing, and I passed.
14) fiberglass

renting giant fiberglass tiki heads,
15) rave

I mean, I have an inbox full of rave here for the upload performance, the mobile, the...
16) thief

I called you a thief because you, sir, have stolen from us.
17) rite

But shuttering a company in the tech world is almost a rite of passage,
18) dummy

I then came up with a great idea to dummy up an email account in his name,

1) squander

would have promptly squander them
2) reappear

but when I clicked back to the album, the icon reappear, it undeleted itself.
3) embarrass

if you're not mortally embarrass by the quality of your initial release,
4) entitle

I see two able-bodied, entitle young white men
5) forfeit

It was for display purposes only. So you forfeit your deposit.
6) disgust

At first, it's ugly and embarrassing and you're disgust by your own dick.
7) invade

Before we invade people's privacy, there is a conversation about ethics.
8) relocate

on more things like relocate swimming pools and lost tiki heads.
9) isolate

It's isolate to your user account, so it's just your laptop and your phone.
10) swear

Shit. I swear I deleted a picture,
11) owe

you pay those caterers and bartenders you owe money to,
12) misplace

when one of them was misplace on the way back to the rental house?
13) steal

I called you a thief because you, sir, have stolen from us.
14) integrate

We integrate the neural net a week ago. The platform is full of bugs.
15) assure

or I assure you that I will prosecute.
16) drag

we probably could have drag it out of there by now.
17) invest

I invest in you,
18) quit

We quit, like we should have done the first time.

1) mortally

if you're not mortally embarrassed by the quality of your initial release,
2) overwhelmingly

Look, you've gotten overwhelmingly positive feedback.
3) therein

therein, fucking us.
4) whatsoever

has any meaning for these people whatsoever.
5) incredibly

The build is incredibly stable, and you're out of money.
6) promptly

would have promptly squandered them
7) subsequently

Okay? We move in and, subsequently, out of our offices,
8) virtually

He was renting virtually everything in the house.
9) potentially

Of course. But they could potentially be worth billions.
10) besides

Besides, I just gave out my 10 invites.
11) personally

It's people that I know personally,
12) obviously

I mean, shut down his account, obviously.
13) apparently

I mean, apparently, in the midst of losing millions,
14) apart

and apart from the party expenses, (LAUGHS) which were staggering...
15) unfortunately

And unfortunately, with Pied Piper, it's me.
16) forever

I mean, we did it. You and me, man, forever. (CHUCKLES)
17) possibly

Nelson, come on. You can't possibly believe this.
18) certainly

But it doesn't mean that I trust her, and I certainly don't trust anyone else.

1) hedonistic

when we have a totally open and hedonistic relationship that allows for behavior like that?
2) bummed

I'm just bummed that you're the one that doesn't like it.
3) mutated

I mean, 3% of hatchlings are born mutated or dead,
4) tasteful

A tasteful Polynesian affair, culturally accurate,
5) misplaced

I told you it wasn't misplaced. I know exactly where it is.
6) simplex

like herpes simplex one.
7) embarrassed

Okay. We already are mortally embarrassed.
8) embarrassing

At first, it's ugly and embarrassing and you're disgusted by your own dick.
9) pathetic

Oh, I'm pathetic?
10) imaginary

Well, people do create imaginary friends to meet their emotional needs.
11) uncommon

You know, I'm sorry to say this is not an uncommon occurrence.
12) unclear

- Is there good news? - Well, it's unclear.
13) insane

Are you fucking insane? It's not ready. It's riddled with bugs.
14) engineered

It's just, the whole thing feels engineered.
15) unbiased

-into the hands of unbiased people -(ERLICH CLEARS THROAT)
16) promising

It's a promising compression company that doesn't pay very well.
17) neural

We integrated the neural net a week ago. The platform is full of bugs.
18) innocent

allowing you to raid other innocent people's bank accounts,

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