Name: Terms of Service
Released: 2017-05-07
Cast: Thomas Middleditch, T.J. Miller, Josh Brener, Matt Ross

1) beeline

Anyway, my stomach was upside down, so I made a beeline to the stall.
2) motherfucker

We could 10X this motherfucker, gents.
3) fives

Shit. Fives?
4) microchip

When I worked for him, he tried to microchip me.
5) shovel

I need a shovel and a bucket.
6) gent

And in case all of you gent have forgotten,
7) barge

Sorry to barge in. I owe you an apology.
8) octopus

I-- I know what an octopus is.
9) vantage

Alas, I could not see this from my hidden vantage point.
10) fable

I know, in the fable, Pied Piper led all the children
11) creep

not some old creep.
12) blazer

Nice blazer. Thank you.
13) bullshit

And after all the bullshit we went through, no offense,
14) diligence

It's due diligence. Gavin doesn't trust anyone.
15) stall

Anyway, my stomach was upside down, so I made a beeline to the stall.
16) swimsuit

Have you seen the new Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition?
17) bastard

Good work. Let's go slice this bastard in half, huh?
18) bout

♪ If it ain't 'bout the money ♪

1) castrate

was chemically castrate, he got a lot less annoying.
2) choreograph

but it has to be a carefully choreograph dance.
3) evict

No, you evict me,
4) purge

I purge all our ex-employees.
5) finalize

Before he finalize any acquisition,
6) owe

Sorry to barge in. I owe you an apology.
7) violate

You violate our system? Richard, you were inside us?
8) expose

expose them to sexual predators,
9) remind

Dinesh, I specifically remind you
10) disable

Dinesh, I think you accidentally disable my access keys
11) argue

it could be argue you violated
12) admit

and then I realized you'd already publicly admit to stealing my IP.
13) pitch

that is gonna be pitch to you.
14) restore

My shame will linger even after my voting rights are restore.
15) lie

Well, when you lie to me about adding terms of service,
16) realize

And once I realize that, it was like, ka-pow!
17) rack

and rack up fines the size of a small nation's GDP.
18) throw

I threw up in my pants.

1) forcibly

"Vacate or be forcibly removed."
2) aggressively

so I can gauge how aggressively I should pursue it?
3) chemically

was chemically castrated, he got a lot less annoying.
4) accidentally

Dinesh, I think you accidentally disabled my access keys
5) technically

not technically a deal.
6) sadly

Ah. Sadly, now we'll never know
7) sexually

a Sizzler buffet for the sexually deranged?
8) somehow

Somehow, I knew to take the best parts of a service
9) besides

and besides, my Internet thing is going great.
10) basically

which at this point, is basically nothing.
11) personally

I'm not personally liable.
12) definitely

the identity of the person with whom he was definitely talking.
13) carefully

but it has to be a carefully choreographed dance.
14) forever

and I will fuck you in the tech business forever.
15) indeed

Promising, indeed.
16) exactly

You are doing exactly what Bobby Iger does over at Disney.
17) immediately

They'd sniff out the user issue immediately.
18) perhaps

Perhaps it was another chat format.

1) vaporware

Then by the time they find out that it's vaporware, it's too late.
2) inept

which was inept, lame, bitter...
3) substandard

as substandard and crappy as HooliChat and make it--
4) enigmatic

The cover model has the most lovely, enigmatic facial expression.
5) underage

Fifty-one thousand estimated underage users
6) lame

which was inept, lame, bitter...
7) ridiculous

Wait. Are you saying that because you think I look ridiculous
8) promising

Wow. Well, this seems really promising, gentlemen.
9) suited

are better suited if I move you elsewhere.
10) parental

no parental permission requirements in place.
11) lean

We're lean, we're exploding,
12) nervous

I was getting nervous and-- I don't know,
13) strict

This Act establishes strict guidelines
14) excited

I'm very excited to be a part of your VR play.
15) apparent

It's also apparent that you have
16) weird

but now-- now it feels sort of weird and-- Just go, Big Head.
17) liable

I'm not personally liable.
18) facial

The cover model has the most lovely, enigmatic facial expression.

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