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Silicon Valley » Season 5 » Tech Evangelist

00:29:06

Thomas Middleditch, T.J. Miller, Josh Brener, Matt Ross

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Plot summary

Attempting to woo a gaming company to PiperNet, Richard inadvertently angers a prized ally; Dinesh deals with a betrayal; Gavin leaves his underlings with a cryptic message; Jared gets inside information from Big Head.

Words to remember

Nouns

1) chub

A circuit queen, a chub, a pup.
2) snob

Because we're not snob about it.
3) ssd

SSD-slash-NVMe drive bays,
4) gambit

So Jian-Yang's whole gambit was for naught.
5) casket

- That'll be a closed casket. - Yeah.
6) genitals

or showing a john your genitals
7) eviction

I called the sheriff and started eviction proceedings.
8) waitress

You were working as a waitress
9) incubator

You mean your incubator's spurious knock-offs
10) podium

Then I come back to the podium.
11) sonar

The Monterey Bay Aquarium was testing their sonar,
12) predictor

Uh, music streaming with an AI taste predictor
13) stallion

We... We thought you were a Stallion!
14) chaser

A gipster, a daddy chaser,
15) bullshit

Uh, that's bullshit actually.
16) insult

I don't mean that as an insult. Those are his words.
17) gesture

Okay, then I turn and gesture.
18) mole

How the fuck did the mole get all this information?

Verbs

1) purloin

but using Gilfoyle's purloin NSA tools...
2) urinate

You're aware that Russ Hanneman urinate in that car, no?
3) skim

I skim through all 40,000 of the staff's outgoing emails.
4) disturb

I'll be off the grid. Not to be disturb for any reason.
5) dissolve

You definitely dissolve it?
6) supervise

and supervise MDMA together.
7) insist

Yeah, my dad insist.
8) swear

I swear to you I'm not. I'm chill AF.
9) steal

He was always steal snacks from the office.
10) hack

with regard to the people who hack your refrigerators.
11) smell

Aviato car smell like a dead pig.
12) arrest

and then have you arrest, and thrown in jail.
13) nail

Jesus, my board would have nail me to a cross.
14) hang

so it'd be weird if I hung out with them.
15) arrive

Oh, also, the, uh, OctoPipers are arriving for the meeting.
16) suppose

Hey, I thought he wasn't suppose to chime in.
17) mint

and newly mint COO Jared Dunn.
18) kick

which is a gay guy who got kick out of the Navy.

Adverbs

1) dreadfully

I'm dreadfully boring.
2) medically

the CEO and I take medically prescribed
3) technically

Okay, technically, you're a dating site,
4) sadly

but not in Silicon Valley, sadly.
5) aboard

Deedee, we are psyched to have you aboard.
6) incredibly

is, honestly, incredibly flattering.
7) legally

Big Head is still legally Erlich's next of kin.
8) exclusively

being an exclusively gay site, do you?
9) essentially

because it is, essentially, the Olympic Village out there,
10) regardless

Regardless, when I saw him yesterday,
11) personally

"because I personally stand behind
12) obviously

Which means, we can fire you, obviously,
13) definitely

Well, it definitely says "Hit her."
14) forever

I can't hold this smile forever, Jared. Get to the good stuff.
15) truly

We are building the world's first truly open,
16) exactly

Exactly, and that's why we have to stop it.
17) alone

and you alone will decide which one we walk, Gavin.
18) fucking

or, to be honest, totally fucking wrong.

Adjectives

1) supe

It's the artificial supe intelligence we should be worried about.
2) ravenous

The bear is ravenous for pizazz.
3) euphoric

he was quite euphoric about speaking to you regarding a deal.
4) giddy

- I am very excited. - I am giddy!
5) bloated

not on the tired, bloated, old web,
6) spurious

You mean your incubator's spurious knock-offs
7) undercover

and not an undercover cop.
8) pristine

with such a pristine reputation it sitting down with us
9) awkward

It's really awkward.
10) ignorant

How ignorant or stupid,
11) chill

I swear to you I'm not. I'm chill AF.
12) brave

And people here will call you brave.
13) promising

is creating a very promising gay dating site.
14) dumb

That's dumb.
15) legitimate

of legitimate American businesses?
16) aggressive

You signed a very aggressive Non-Disclosure Agreement...
17) incorrect

Incorrect. No, see, the whole launch is the bear,
18) sophisticated

It's a very sophisticated strategy.

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