Name: The Quantum Ring
Released: 2020-07-19
Cast: Thomas Middleditch, Justin Roiland, Sean Giambrone

1) chapstick

‐ Damn. We've got Chapsticks for days!
2) novelization

I read the novelization of The Prestige.
3) replicant

One hundred adults and their replicant were issued a Pupa
4) sleight

‐ Combine alien technology with sleight of hand,
5) cadaver

‐ You're less "abra cadabra" and more "average cadaver."
6) toothpick

Everyone runs out of fancy toothpick at some point.
7) impatience

‐ Computer, lower impatience expression by 25 percent.
8) enforcer

Those guys are enforcer.
9) inaccuracy

correcting any inaccuracies in the cross‐galactic navigation matrix?
10) stench

‐ I thought I smelled the stench of lesser magicians.
11) chore

It has nothing to do with chore or yelling.
12) tum

She's got Tums! Ow!
13) dah

Ta‐dah! ‐ Yo! Check it out: trash magic!
14) shunt

Each shunt must be gently jostled before you can proceed‐‐
15) millimeter

If I'm even a millimeter off, I die and maybe time implodes,
16) protagonist

so I assume it goes great for the protagonist
17) scamp

The little scamp. He's lucky he got away.
18) dammit

‐ God dammit. They're not coming. Again.

1) overpopulate

We crashed on Earth, stranding us on an already overpopulate planet.
2) frown

Now I know murder is frown upon by magic law,
3) portray

and you will collectively be portray as the first wife
4) ditch

KORVO: It all happened when I ditch you guys for Vegas...
5) beg

‐ Please. sir. I beg you to be generous.
6) swear

‐ Oh wait, that was tonight? Aw, I could've sworn that was on Monday.
7) derive

Our insulin is derive from the mold we grow on old Twizzlers.
8) steal

‐ I‐I‐I could try to build a device that steal other people's charisma
9) smell

‐ I thought I smell the stench of lesser magicians.
10) reveal

‐ A magician never reveal his motivations.
11) survive

‐ If you survive, our careers die.
12) distribute

And then The Duke hoards and distribute that,
13) involve

‐ Keep walking, don't get involve. ‐ What the hell is this place?
14) suppose

‐ Nobody's suppose to interrupt him.
15) kick

‐ I don't know, I kick him in that thing people have.
16) appreciate

You all had your chance to show me you appreciate me
17) realize

KORVO: I realize I'd gone too far and I needed you guys.
18) crash

We crash on Earth, stranding us on an already overpopulated planet.

1) asunder

as they rip his atomic structure asunder?
2) secretly

‐ I've been secretly learning so you guys would love me!
3) backstage

This is Ted Johnson, reporting from backstage
4) gently

Each shunt must be gently jostled before you can proceed‐‐
5) differently

‐ Time moves differently in the wall. It changes a man.
6) barely

It's barely two snaps long, but it's gotta be worth something.
7) basically

If you had cargo shorts on, you're basically rich.
8) hence

Where hence ye? ‐ He's practicing his act upstairs.
9) definitely

Yeah, definitely a Stargate.
10) apart

ripped apart by noble birds.
11) forever

‐ Of course not. I wish everything lived forever. You know that.
12) exactly

‐ Exactly. Okay, I need to be the best magician I can as fast as possible.
13) earlier

Remember that? From earlier? ‐ No, that was like a million years ago.
14) alone

‐ I do what I want, leave me alone!
15) sometimes

Sometimes they'll drop in an apple or a cocktail onion,
16) finally

I'll finally see the city of sin! Yay, sin!
17) behind

Enjoy being left behind!
18) instead

but instead I had to throw all the tacos away.

1) lavatic

Now, there are 78 parts of the lavatic reactor.
2) gravimetric

How will he survive the gravimetric forces
3) uninhabited

searching for new homes on uninhabited worlds.
4) toothpick

or the toothpick way.
5) intoxicated

‐ You're intoxicated with fame off one performance?
6) asteroid

Until the asteroid hit.
7) extinct

I will now turn these cards into 56 different extinct animals.
8) jealous

You got jealous and now you want to be part of my show.
9) lame

‐ If magic is lame, then why do you have a quarter in your hologram?
10) diabetic

‐ If this man is diabetic, why does he keep eating chocolate?
11) renowned

I am world renowned magician Wilkins Micawber.
12) suburban

Suburban dads and lesbian dog walkers live like kings in here.
13) dramatic

♪ dramatic music playing ♪
14) fancy

Everyone runs out of fancy toothpicks at some point.
15) provincial

You're all too provincial and lame for me now.
16) fake

Fake thumb.
17) surprised

I think you'll all be pleasantly surprised
18) weird

and that makes everything weird.

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