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00:21:20
Thomas Middleditch, Justin Roiland, Sean Giambrone
174
‐ Damn. We've got Chapsticks for days!
I read the novelization of The Prestige.
One hundred adults and their replicant were issued a Pupa
‐ Combine alien technology with sleight of hand,
‐ You're less "abra cadabra" and more "average cadaver."
Everyone runs out of fancy toothpick at some point.
‐ Computer, lower impatience expression by 25 percent.
Those guys are enforcer.
correcting any inaccuracies in the cross‐galactic navigation matrix?
‐ I thought I smelled the stench of lesser magicians.
It has nothing to do with chore or yelling.
She's got Tums! Ow!
Ta‐dah! ‐ Yo! Check it out: trash magic!
Each shunt must be gently jostled before you can proceed‐‐
If I'm even a millimeter off, I die and maybe time implodes,
so I assume it goes great for the protagonist
The little scamp. He's lucky he got away.
‐ God dammit. They're not coming. Again.
We crashed on Earth, stranding us on an already overpopulate planet.
Now I know murder is frown upon by magic law,
and you will collectively be portray as the first wife
KORVO: It all happened when I ditch you guys for Vegas...
‐ Please. sir. I beg you to be generous.
‐ Oh wait, that was tonight? Aw, I could've sworn that was on Monday.
Our insulin is derive from the mold we grow on old Twizzlers.
‐ I‐I‐I could try to build a device that steal other people's charisma
‐ I thought I smell the stench of lesser magicians.
‐ A magician never reveal his motivations.
‐ If you survive, our careers die.
And then The Duke hoards and distribute that,
‐ Keep walking, don't get involve. ‐ What the hell is this place?
‐ Nobody's suppose to interrupt him.
‐ I don't know, I kick him in that thing people have.
You all had your chance to show me you appreciate me
KORVO: I realize I'd gone too far and I needed you guys.
We crash on Earth, stranding us on an already overpopulated planet.
as they rip his atomic structure asunder?
‐ I've been secretly learning so you guys would love me!
This is Ted Johnson, reporting from backstage
Each shunt must be gently jostled before you can proceed‐‐
‐ Time moves differently in the wall. It changes a man.
It's barely two snaps long, but it's gotta be worth something.
If you had cargo shorts on, you're basically rich.
Where hence ye? ‐ He's practicing his act upstairs.
Yeah, definitely a Stargate.
ripped apart by noble birds.
‐ Of course not. I wish everything lived forever. You know that.
‐ Exactly. Okay, I need to be the best magician I can as fast as possible.
Remember that? From earlier? ‐ No, that was like a million years ago.
‐ I do what I want, leave me alone!
Sometimes they'll drop in an apple or a cocktail onion,
I'll finally see the city of sin! Yay, sin!
Enjoy being left behind!
but instead I had to throw all the tacos away.
Now, there are 78 parts of the lavatic reactor.
How will he survive the gravimetric forces
searching for new homes on uninhabited worlds.
or the toothpick way.
‐ You're intoxicated with fame off one performance?
Until the asteroid hit.
I will now turn these cards into 56 different extinct animals.
You got jealous and now you want to be part of my show.
‐ If magic is lame, then why do you have a quarter in your hologram?
‐ If this man is diabetic, why does he keep eating chocolate?
I am world renowned magician Wilkins Micawber.
Suburban dads and lesbian dog walkers live like kings in here.
♪ dramatic music playing ♪
Everyone runs out of fancy toothpicks at some point.
You're all too provincial and lame for me now.
Fake thumb.
I think you'll all be pleasantly surprised
and that makes everything weird.