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00:23:59
Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes
1413
And who's our little prizewinner again?
If they're working in a sweatshop, that is.
and eat Cheesy Poofs, ass-master.
If they're so smart, why do they live in igloo?
♪ The kind of top-drawer first-rate chum I attract ♪
Was she flattered by her depiction here?
♪ I'd like those stumble bums to see for a fact ♪
You gotta get over this whole jealousy thing, all right?
And now, our last talent show finalist, Kathie Lee Epstein.
♪ I'd like those stumble bum to see for a fact ♪
You're going in the dresser drawer, Mr. Hat.
Then we should have the chef of the school cafeteria sing
♪ I'm eating fancy chow and drinking fancy wine ♪
How are my little cracker today?
or some stupid assassination?
♪ Tonight I landed pow right in a pot of jam ♪
♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
Kyle's mom will make us tuna fish sandwiches.
of saturate fat per serving,
Was she flatter by her depiction here?
letting their bodies caress
♪ People spout: "Howdy neighbor." ♪
Has Kathie Lee Gifford ever offend you in some fashion?
You bastard.
No, what marches in, crawl up your leg...
And I think we owe her for that.
and negotiate for their fertile lands.
♪ The kind of top-drawer first-rate chums I attract ♪
where it is distribute to the bloodstream.
Yeah, 'cause Cartman cheat and won
I bet if "Walden" was a sitcom you'd all know what it was.
If they're so damn smart, how come they get caught
Have you forgotten about all the pain and suffering
This is how it happen in those days.
We enjoy soda pop, baseball, and beat up old people
You guys, guess what.
Yeah, I'm really starting to fill out nicely.
If they're so damn smart, how come they get caught
Is there somewhere in town where I can get a good,
Well, Kenny is definitely our favorite character.
Now I'll be stuck in this Podunk town forever
And if you don't win, you certainly can't hold it against
Exactly how much weight does Eric Cartman gain
I lived alone in the woods on the shore of..."
Yes, that might do quite nicely.
That makes him almost as heavy as Sally Struthers.
Do you actually think that Kathie Lee Gifford
We hope you can come back to school real soon,
sooner or later, missy.
Then bulk up quick with Weight Gain 4000.
and it's by far our favorite episode.
Hey, do you need to get in shape fast?
I don't see anybody else around here,
Mr. Hat, that was a long time ago, and--
Just two hummingbirds moaning and groaning and
Thank you, Chef, for that heartwarming song.
Kathie Lee is a beautiful, sultry queen of sexual fantasy.
beating each other senseless in front of Kathie Lee Gifford.
and remain as pure and wholesome
May cause irreversible damage to the kidneys and liver.
Now, I'm going to have you luscious little youngsters
who is now so obese, he can't even get out of his house.
and negotiated for their fertile lands.
No, they don't, you jealous weakling.
Oh, don't they look adorable?
Children, children, remember the Save Our Fragile Planet
a recurring theme in "South Park."
its patented formula is designed
♪ I'm eating fancy chow and drinking fancy wine ♪
You've got to come out of your precious bubble
a night of exotic delectation.
surprised when she gets here tomorrow.