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00:22:12
Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes
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This is 200-carat Brazilian emerald and plasticine ring.
and you kickback in your mansions making billions.
Look at that, a bolo tie!
I have to send it to a smelter, have it all smelter down for the gold.
All I want is a goddamn retribution for my goddamn grandpa.
How about that tanzanite bracelet for $995?
You are the scum of the earth.
Folks, these are not average peridot craponite earrings.
Take it to one of those pawn places.
You Asian-lady fucker you.
For centuries, alchemist have tried to come up with the formula
EZ is an a abbreviation of easy.
Vivian, you got a heck of a deal. What's your last name, sweetheart?
Somebody's about to get this $20,000 topaz and copper ring
All right, you're lost walking on a freeway.
I'm an asshole for doing math?
Vivian, you got a heck of a deal. What's your last name, sweetheart?
These are genuine faux sapphire earrings.
Old people are victimize by shopping networks,
There's that slobber happy face.
- You're not? - Yell at who melt the gold down.
At that price, you practically stole them from us.
How dare you take advantage of those less fortunate?
divide by demented old people
"Whoever smelt it dealt it."
and repay all the elderly people whose lives you've destroy
Token, I bet your mom has old jewelry she wouldn't notice missing.
I'm lost walking on the freeway.
You've grow up.
It happen to be worth $6,000.
I guess I can give you a 6-Layer Burrito for it.
It's a recreation of the bolo tie worn by King Henry V.
Let's get her on the line. Who am I speak with?
and blow his brains out, you might be liable.
equal gold.
on the day seniors pick up social security checks.
You morally empty corrupted maggot.
At that price, you practically stole them from us.
My grandpa paid $6,000 for something barely worth anything.
These earrings normally go for $6 million.
Can I ask you something? Do you like fucking little boys?
Instead of taking all that time to say EZ Pay,
Actually, this might kind of work.
You dirty double-crossing assholes!
Did I ever tell you I used to have a border collie named Patches?
She always made me so happy.
How dare you take advantage of those less fortunate?
Never been there.
I didn't let myself get too sad 'cause I thought,
Whoever could do it would of course become rich, and now,
I have to send it to a smelter, have it all smelter down for the gold.
It's worth so much I feel bad accepting it.
You guys don't even make a 6-Layer Burrito!
Bolo ties are really in, right now. It's cool you have one.
divided by demented old people
on frivolous things.
You should be ashamed of the Americans that you're exploiting.
These are genuine faux sapphire earrings.
Just trying to leave without being rude.
How do you like that for prestigious?
It's gorgeous. Thank you.
Look at these stunning earrings.
How about that, folks? That is Brazilian emerald.
and blows his brains out, you might be liable.
I didn't let myself get too sad 'cause I thought,
These are genuine faux sapphire earrings.
It's time for you to have something expensive and flashy
This is a new time, a new era of science only the smart can comprehend.
Whoever could do it would of course become rich, and now,
the chemical equation is right before our eyes.
It's fucking gay as fuck.
They'd look good on your dead body.