Name: The Jerusalem Duality
Released: 2021-01-20
Cast: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco

1) stupor

...while she drinks herself into a stupor with nonfat White Russians.
2) argon

What happens if you use argon lasers instead of helium-neon?
3) sweetie

Oh, sweetie, you are so damaged.
4) chatter

I know you chatter on about it all the time, but I've never really paid attention.
5) taco

...but close to taco stands and cheap prescription drugs...
6) helium

What happens if you use argon lasers instead of helium-neon?
7) schematic

Now see, what's this here in the schematic, a laser array?
8) flaw

Anyone else see the flaw in this plan?
9) invariant

It's startling you haven't considered a Lorentz invariant or field theory approach.
10) peek

I don't know, she'll never go for the kid once she gets a peek at this.
11) jew

Hey, Howard, you're a Jew.
12) disturbance

I sense a disturbance in the force.
13) objection

I don't understand your objection, Professor Goldfarb.
14) acceleration

During acceleration, it needs to stay perfectly level and provide--
15) asterisk

And that there'd be an asterisk by his name because he'd be a cyborg.
16) gentleman

Ladies and gentlemen, honored daughters...
17) virtue

...while Mr. Kim, by virtue of his youth and naiveté...
18) goat

Five minutes with her dad, 20 goat and a laptop, and we'd be done.

1) misunderstand

It's possible she may have misunderstood us.
2) interrupt

- Dr. Cooper. Oh, are we interrupt? - No, no, please come in.
3) cease

He cease his fruitless efforts, he donates his body to scientific research...
4) render

But since Dennis Kim has render my research pointless...
5) accomplish

- He's back. - Yeah, mission accomplish.
6) attract

...of the money you attract to smuggle your grandfather out of Pyongyang.
7) attach

It will be attach to the payload bay...
8) destroy

...you would have destroy him in one location and re-created him in another.
9) laugh

You're in your mom's car with your pants off while the whole football team laugh.
10) solve

Then our problem would be solve.
11) excel

Of course you don't. You've never excel at anything.
12) lift

Do I look like I lift weights?
13) donate

He ceases his fruitless efforts, he donate his body to scientific research...
14) decide

I've decide you're right.
15) assume

Yes, but I assume I would've been dead hundreds of years.
16) seek

Dennis is a highly sought-after doctoral candidate.
17) lose

Well, I lost a year while my family was tunneling out of North Korea.
18) happen

What happen if you use argon lasers instead of helium-neon?

1) pathetically

We'll arrange for her to move in across the hall so he can pathetically moon over her.
2) someday

You knew that someday, someone would come along who's younger and smarter.
3) perfectly

During acceleration, it needs to stay perfectly level and provide--
4) obviously

Well, obviously, you don't see it yet, but trust me, you will.
5) definitely

Okay, it's definitely me.
6) carefully

But I need to tell you something, and listen carefully.
7) normally

Is this how you normally work? Just hunches and guesses and stuff?
8) exactly

No, he would be exactly the same.
9) alone

Then why do we go home alone every night? We're still smart.
10) perhaps

A tale of woe perhaps?
11) instead

What happens if you use argon lasers instead of helium-neon?
12) almost

Wow, I almost didn't recognize him.
13) kind

Interesting, kind of pretty, a little chubby, so probably low self-esteem.
14) later

I'll talk to you later.
15) far

We don't have to go that far. There are other means.
16) else

...I just have to find something else to focus on.
17) ever

Yes. In fact, I am the youngest person ever to win it.
18) never

I would never use a transporter.

1) postpubescent

...by a postpubescent Asian wunderkind.
2) uncalled

- Okay, that was uncalled for. - You started it, dude.
3) nonfat

...while she drinks herself into a stupor with nonfat White Russians.
4) inexplicable

...has fallen prey to the inexplicable need for human contact...
5) obnoxious

It's like looking into an obnoxious mirror, isn't it?
6) awkward

So we have a socially awkward genius in a room of attractive age-appropriate women.
7) causal

There must be some causal link I'm missing.
8) prestigious

...he is also the youngest recipient of the prestigious Stevenson Award.
9) doctoral

Dennis is a highly sought-after doctoral candidate.
10) distant

...and transmit that to a distant location for reassembly...
11) rational

Yes, it's what a rational person does when his entire life's work is invalidated...
12) remarkable

- What are you working on? - Something remarkable.
13) delicious

Mm. This is really delicious, isn't it?
14) accomplished

...and more accomplished than he is.
15) impressive

- Graduate work, very impressive. - And he's only 15 years old.
16) drunk

Still can't talk to me unless you're drunk, huh?
17) quantum

You're doing work in quantum loop corrections.
18) attractive

So we have a socially awkward genius in a room of attractive age-appropriate women.

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