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00:20:15
Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco
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I would snort in derision and throw my arms in the air...
Well, Howard wanted to write "mumbo jumbo," but I said no.
If it was literal, I share your aversion to soiled hosiery.
- Yeah, sorry about that. - As a native Texan, I must say...
I don't object to the concept of a deity, but I'm baffled by the notion...
...the retro reflector left on the moon by Neil Armstrong...
If that was slang, I'm unfamiliar with it.
Come on, where's your scientific curiosity?
So that device there will measure the photon that return...
Well, Howard wanted to write "mumbo jumbo," but I said no.
Especially the whole rodeo thing.
As I will not be engaging in this nonsense, my choice of beverage is moot.
How on earth can you say "dirty sock" and "relax" in the same sentence?
I should've brought an umbrella.
...and let the light bounce back into this photomultiplier.
...one, of necessity, develops a keen sense of hearing.
- I can't bring the nitrogen tank down. - Why not?
That's disgusting, dude.
Additionally, I'm being blackmail with a hidden dirty sock.
I presume to shower and vomit.
...had just invent the airplane.
Sheldon, the world is filled with dirty, discard socks.
No, it's pretty well imprint on my brain.
Well, mission accomplish.
- She dump you? - She didn't dump me.
You have destroy my ability to tolerate idiots.
As I will not be engaging in this nonsense, my choice of beverage is moot.
How am I suppose to let it go? You used me for sex.
Yeah, it must've been. I just threw up in my closet.
FYI, my noise-canceling headphones prove ineffective last night.
- We need it lock on the Sea of Tranquility. - You got it.
...when Albert Einstein establish the theoretic foundation for the laser...
Can we just forget it ever happened?
He spent the entire night...
Can we just forget it ever happen?
When one gets beat up every other day in school...
The fact that we can do this is the only way of definitively proving...
Incidentally, one can get beaten up in school...
...of my Uncle Louie in a bathing suit sometime.
Additionally, I'm being blackmailed with a hidden dirty sock.
Zack was a perfectly nice guy and then you ruined him.
...I've hidden the dirty sock from the roof somewhere in your apartment.
Anyway, apparently, it's okay to go back to people you're no longer seeing...
...it will remain there forever.
How could somebody possibly think we're going to blow up the moon?
We finally have proof...
Especially the whole rodeo thing.
We'll see the beam when it leaves. It won't be strong enough when it comes back...
...and you can pon farr Amy Farrah Fowler later.
He is right, though.
Noted. Now, before this goes any further, you should know...
Can we just forget it ever happened?
I'm here because my mother and I have agreed that I will date at least once a year.
Even Spock had a date once every seven years,
...by unsupportable mathematics...
Tepid water, please.
Or just my normal look of haughty derision?
I don't object to the concept of a deity, but I'm baffled by the notion...
It's cool. We've got a two-meter parabolic reflector and everything.
...when Albert Einstein established the theoretic foundation for the laser...
In what universe is that "lightly toasted"?
...his fondest hope was that the resultant device be "bitchen."
That's disgusting, dude.
If that was slang, I'm unfamiliar with it.
It better defines the ambiguous period...
FYI, my noise-canceling headphones proved ineffective last night.
Damn you, you rat bastard.
...his fond hope was that the resultant device be "bitchen."
I wasn't aware that lunar ranging was her thing.
If it was literal, I share your aversion to soiled hosiery.
Howard, double-check the equatorial mount on the laser.
...one, of necessity, develops a keen sense of hearing.