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00:21:39
Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green
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Plus we tally your text vote for the Biggest Whiff
I made meatloaf. It's in the fridge.
Hey, Quagmire. What's going on?
and nobody could start a campfire,
There's a nerd in there.
in some of the worst turbulence I've ever flown through.
and we found vodka, Rohypnol, a fair amount of DNA
Give it up for our first presenter, Wilford Brimley!
That's a very important milestone in
You're such a cutie patootie.
That's sodium chloride.
I know. Isn't it bliss?
And I would say, in some respects,
Peter, for God's sake, you idiot!
I made meatloaf. It's in the fridge.
I'm so going to brush my teeth with tequila.
An older neighbor.
I met on a dock four miles from here. What?!
Hey, Lois, I'm starving. What's for dinner?
Give it up for our first nominate Choice Band
Scared the hell out of me!
Dad, I swear to God, I thought you could flush those things.
So you admit you were wrong. Yes.
We were suppose to open the door
Elaine invite me over with the promise of pie.
Sometimes things slip out.
I'm gonna be kick butts and taking names!
I tell ya, every year, I recognize fewer and fewer names.
we pump your daughter's stomach
Yeah, ever since Fox pull this contrived night
The problem is, they push back,
Yeah, I drew you a crude flip book
Mrs. Nicholson, and spread them across the lake,
Computers exist. It's just you won't leave.
this is what happen to Joan Van Ark.
I guess.
It's one thing to rebelliously flaunt an older guy
and in fact, it turned out, ironically,
♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪
The reason being that you have sufficiently scared me away
And you're right, somehow
Besides, Meg is 18 now and you've gotta let go.
Look at that. That is obviously a suit. It's a fraud.
Come on, scooch apart, there.
What?! Drive carefully.
A man she trusted to keep her safe and beautiful forever.
I'm doing exactly what you told me to do.
Mom, tell Dad to leave me alone.
but sometimes she can be as stubborn as a mule.
Fast forward. Fast forward.
Yeah, it is getting late.
Well, I do believe in me, but it's getting kind of late.
See you later, Meg. (clicks tongue)
Um, I really want to see you again, though.
but sometimes she can be as stubborn as a mule.
A scented candle?
but it can get frustrating as hell on the other side.
ANNOUNCER: We now return to Two Lame Chicks on Vacation in Mexico.
Well, that was unfortunate.
That's insane.
Yeah, I drew you a crude flip book
just changed all of a sudden, just like that?
Oh, my God, she's gorgeous.
I was stunning.
It's entirely too loud in here!
Totally fake. Why would somebody make that up, Lois?
you're going to do what I say and get in the damn car!
Okay, that was weird.
You admit you were stupid. Yes, yes.
You okay?
to be one of the smooth landings I've ever made.
Oh... Oh, dear.