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The Family Guy » Season 11 » Jesus, Mary and Joseph!

00:21:40

Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green

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Words to remember

Nouns

1) grifter

or I'd call the cops on you dirty grifter!
2) brawn

we Jews will do the brawn work.
3) fistful

fistful of sand.
4) quagmire

QUAGMIRE: Wow, look at that classy, Middle Eastern house
5) burrito

And I am with burrito and about to do the same.
6) virginity

Well, I do have a very good virginity coach.
7) mozzarella

as much mozzarella as you want in any church.
8) leftover

but you still got a leftover "R."
9) deuce

What the deuce?
10) chariot

That's my brother on that chariot!
11) bathtub

inside a cut-in-half bathtub?
12) briefcase

it feels like you're touching a nice briefcase.
13) cashmere

(laughs) It's a cashmere sweater.
14) mule

thanks to mule and camels.
15) awe

Now, gather around, everybody, and hear the awe-inspiring tale
16) donkey

a little bit of a donkey punch.
17) ornament

Look, Stewie, I'm hanging the ornament you made at preschool.
18) rhetoric

while I stuff the rest of this rhetoric down your throats.

Verbs

1) terrify

and we're all terrified it will never come back.
2) bestow

It's not every day that God bestow a woman with his son.
3) dedicate

are dedicate to delaying and cancelling flights
4) drown

You know this is the same picnic basket we drown my sister in.
5) invent

but because baseball would not be invent for 1,800 years
6) poke

they poke all kinds of holes in it.
7) threaten

No, I'm not. Would a guy who feels threaten make sure
8) swear

Stop talking like that or I swear to God
9) grease

like a grease-up cannonball?
10) bless

God has bless me with his child.
11) freeze

The pond froze over a family of raccoons.
12) shake

Good guy. You shake his hand,
13) dump

where they dump all the foreskins.
14) hammer

Oh, my God, I got so hammer!
15) relate

and you're relate to half of them.
16) shut

Dad, shut the door, it's freezing!
17) arrive

and I want to be there when it arrive.
18) shoot

Hey, if you're a virgin, how come I shot out of there

Adverbs

1) genetically

I went to a scientist and had them genetically engineered.
2) positively

♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪
3) sadly

the newborn king, but sadly, I bring no gift.
4) alongside

dinosaurs whom we live alongside do it.
5) sometime

Listen, um, I was wondering if you'd like to go out sometime.
6) barely

Barely got a good-night kiss.
7) meanwhile

PETER: Meanwhile, the three wise men
8) perfectly

Peter, you handled that perfectly.
9) somewhere

We gotta stop somewhere.
10) definitely

Yeah, yeah, right. Definitely, yeah.
11) earlier

Yeah, we, we did one of those earlier.
12) perhaps

Well, perhaps you have a room for my good friend
13) finally

my own father's advances have finally paid off.
14) quite

Sure. Not quite wise enough to pack any, huh?
15) outside

Everybody outside-- we'll do the rest of Christmas outside!
16) actually

That's actually really nice.
17) soon

Yeah, and it's gonna be here soon,
18) double

ANNOUNCER: Coming soon, get ready to start seeing double!

Adjectives

1) freaking

Couple of freaking scumbags working some scam,
2) fictional

and fictional.
3) awkward

Took my mother-- talk about an awkward ride home.
4) bored

Uch, I'm so bored.
5) fuzzy

PETER: The Bible is fuzzy on that.
6) disappointed

Yeah, I got to say I'm a little disappointed.
7) lean

so I'm like crazy lean
8) threatened

Sounds like somebody's a little threatened.
9) rid

Get rid of 'em!
10) desperate

We're desperate!
11) stupid

And I said that yesterday, you stupid idiot!
12) gross

This seems pretty gross.
13) dear

Are you there, dear? We-we were just calling to...
14) virgin

That floor's gonna be dripping in virgin olive oil.
15) amazing

Yeah, it's amazing how small the world is now
16) sweet

Look, you're very sweet, but I have to save myself.
17) eastern

QUAGMIRE: Wow, look at that classy, Middle Eastern house
18) deep

Something deep, deep inside of me.

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