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00:21:36
Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green
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that his son is a paraplegic who's stuck in a wheelchair.
So, anyone going to the gerbil's funeral on Friday?
You're... you're a weirdo, but let's do this.
and my dog slept with Quagmire's dad,
I'll be an outcast, like Rudolph the Uncircumcised Reindeer.
I no longer have those beet-red infections in my urethra.
'cause they smell more fart than the rest of us.
Help, help! My dog got off his leash!
Everyone in a circle for parachute time.
Glenn, do you think you'd see my bra through this blouse? Uh, I don't know.
So now, since I switched to disposable catheter,
I got nothing to hold onto when I poop at home.
I'm a gym karate creep.
Ooh, uh, you want an animal cracker?
Full throttle, man. Pow!
It was all, "Hey, spaghetti legs!"
Full throttle, man. Pow!
who just does karate in the mirror.
Well, it's nice having reconnect with you, too.
Oh, Charles, you bastard!
I already forgave you.
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Let me ask you, doesn't it bother you
You kind of remind me of Tom Cruise.
'cause they smell more farts than the rest of us.
my child is spare some heartache.
Okay, I'm shut this now.
Hey, Cleveland, weren't you suppose to buy the next round?
I can't believe you invite my father without telling me.
I stopped asking after your father said he shot a horse.
You're getting your ass kick by a cripple!
I barely recognize you.
I liked when you sentence those two girls to kiss each other.
Hey, listen, Joe, I'm sorry I treat you like such a jerk.
You suck.
then say I lost it.
(chuckles uncomfortably)
♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪
One time, my legs fell asleep on the toilet.
I barely recognize you.
but you got a perfectly good dad.
Besides, wait till you hear my "Joe" voice.
Eh, my dad's out there somewhere,
Apparently, I have something called "dislooxia"?
Well, he's a good guy, but we just drifted apart.
Well, you're certainly upbeat.
Sometimes I don't understand why people laugh.
Peter, finally, you're home.
And I suppose, deep down, I was afraid.
Gonna be home all day, especially at 11:30 a.m.?
All right, Peter, almost done.
Your dad got me super clean in the tub.
I just found out I'm actually going to be tall,
You kind of remind me of Tom Cruise.
And, "Hey, rigatoni legs!"
Well, you're certainly upbeat.
A helpless, spaghetti-legged cripple!
Oh, I'm so relieved
His breath is very moist, Peter.
Splendid, Charles!
Wow, you're an energetic little fellow.
Peter, this is ridiculous.
I know you're trying to be rude,
All good acting coaches are insane old ladies.
You gotta help me get rid of him, Brian!
♪ All those fancy clothes ♪
So is everybody excited for Father's Day on Sunday?
They look fake.
You're a grown man.
I just found out I'm actually going to be tall,
A-Are you okay?
I hope it's not genetic.