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00:21:57
Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green
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Big crawdad guy, huh?
Delta bluesman Muddy Drawers.
Yeah, all those biopic are the same story:
all the worst racial slur
Muddy grew up in a shotgun shak in the Deep South.
Holy whack-a-zolie.
a time of great fateful missed Frisbee catches.
Early on, Jim Morrison had terrible stage fright,
because of his lactose intolerance,
for a "what do they look like now" credits montage?
(quietly): My fart's stuck in the pants.
Whoa-ho! Looks like Elton learned how to write!
BRIAN: Yeah, you look like a Candy Land villain that came to life.
because of his lactose intolerance,
Despite all his setback,
"A large, hairless caterpillar?
In fact, I'd love your autograph on the bottom of this contract,
I'm ready to make this college dorm room poster.
where he did heroin one night and drown in a bathtub.
it's that white guys definitely invent rock and roll.
She looks like she chew with her mouth open.
Here, take the rest of mine. I insist.
Seems like it's probably bake into the price.
It upset his stomach terribly
All the pages in my songbook are torn out!
I stole all your songs,
Elvis never gave him the credit he deserve.
The only thing that calm his nerves
STEWIE: Elton John was heavily involve in the L.A. party scene,
He never got invite to dinner with Jake Gyllenhaal
where we realize that we're not so different from each other,
and pride herself on not messing with a good thing.
that teach kids about being gay.
because of how hard he was push.
I already forgot who you are.
rode him day and night.
put on the movie The Doors. Poof, they're gone.
even if we're not but secretly are.
It upset his stomach terribly
♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪
Please, I've barely stirred today.
who is somehow controlling the music industry,
JEROME: Ultimately, Vinny went his own way
Mm, it'll mesh perfectly with my giant nest of tight ringlets.
it's that white guys definitely invented rock and roll.
You know, unfortunately for you, this is the one time in history
and changed the world forever.
BRIAN: He's the guy your mom dates twice
We don't have nearly enough floppy heads of hair to do that.
All of 'em are exactly the same.
You'd see him sometimes, dropping off.
he was so nervous, he almost never left the dressing room.
a white guy, is the one who actually wrote it?
I don't know. I kind of want to stay out.
Unconscionable!
that an apathetic sound mixer put down his newspaper
Well, Jim, I'm flattered you broke into my home,
for a shirtless rehearsal.
a time of great fateful missed Frisbee catches.
And "overrated."
Thank you, bearded failures.
and his stale cup of coffee to pay attention.
No son of mine is gonna be a heterosexual paper pusher.
Well, I'm exhausted.
No! This is unacceptable, and it will not stand!
Well, if we learned anything from Jim Morrison's tragic tale,
Thanks. Hey, what do you say we get the ole team back together
in the part of the country that's so racist
She's beloved by everyone close to me
he was so nervous, he almost never left the dressing room.
You need to be a loud-and-proud performer like your gay old dad!
The Crossroads being a fancy school in Los Angeles.