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00:11:26
Jessica DiCicco, Grey Griffin, Catherine Taber
90
Loose floorboard!
- As Gil says, "She who gives 'tude"--
and get hit in the face with your own barf or not?
- Wake up and smell the hairspray, Lincoln.
Do you know how hard it is to steam-clean chiffon?
- Agh! It smells like princess fart! Now, hold still while I work my magic.
- No problem, sweetie. - Thanks for getting me the Princess Channel, daddy.
Okay, minor setback.
You're messy and muddy and keep a lot of reptile in your pants.
- There'll be other pageant, you know.
- You're gonna feel some slight discomfort and...
Now, the evening gown competition is next.
It shows elegance and poise.
I could use the scrap metal for welding.
♪ Diapers you can smell for miles ♪
- Ladies and gentlemen, - Aw, thanks, Lincoln.
More teeth. Less teeth.
It really covers up that musky man smell.
Help me get my arms unstuck?
"If you belch onstage, the judges will rage."
I'm so sorry I pretend to be you.
- Lana, I'm bust my hump trying to turn you
- Agh! It smell like princess farts! Now, hold still while I work my magic.
I'm the one who mess up.
"Those who scratch lose the match."
- I think this belong to you.
What? It's suppose to snow tonight.
- She won't find out. I promise. [both shuddering]
I got so caught up in winning those tickets,
"Those who scratch lose the match."
- I already agree!
And I respect a winner.
I turn into Gil DeLily...
- I never thought I'd say it, but this feel pretty good.
It really cover up that musky man smell.
You keep healing, sunshine.
Sorry you were downwind of that, Donnie.
Hailing from Royals Woods, Miss Lola Loud!
- Gil actually has a rhyme for that?
And, two, If you ever ride the Milk Shaker,
Always be prepared. - Handyman's code, Lincoln.
- You can't just quit! We worked hard on this!
- I never thought I'd say it, but this feels pretty good.
I don't even mind the sparkly towel.
Agh! First off, we got to clean you up.
It's over! - Wake up and smell the hairspray, Lincoln.
♪ Just to reach the bathroom on time ♪
- Get back here, Hops!
Agh! First off, we got to clean you up.
- Agh! It smells like princess farts! Now, hold still while I work my magic.
- Get back here, Hops!
who, when you stop to think about it,
The interview is next. Go out there and nail it!
The interview is next. Go out there and nail it!
You're messy and muddy and keep a lot of reptiles in your pants.
- ♪ Crashing through the crowded halls ♪
Miss Lola Loud and her fabulous ribbon dance!
- You're gonna feel some slight discomfort and...
- ♪ In the Loud house
- What is this weird sparkly towel?
Loose floorboard!
You know what she's capable of.
Please don't be mad at me.
- Welp, I've learned two very valuable lessons-- both: We're going to Dairyland!
Let's meet America's junior sweethearts.
Okay, minor setback.
You've done it! You're prim and perfect!
Excellent! Keep it up!
- I can't believe I learned to French braid for nothing.
It's so fast, you can barf, the Milk Shaker.
I've been working my butt off all week to make sure she wins.
It's been a long, hard road,