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00:22:25
Dan Castellaneta, Nancy Cartwright, Harry Shearer
911
- Want some pretzel? - No, thanks. We're on duty.
This is what is known as aversion therapy.
as a rather stern authority figure, an ogre, if you will.
Are you sure that's enough? The boss loves your delicious gelatin desserts.
Perhaps this energy conservation fad is as dead as the dodo.
Shouldn't we be heading down to the pawn shop to get our TV back?
Okay. Rub-a-dub-dub, thanks for the grub.
He'll be gone by the tug-of-war, sir.
Can the chatter, and bow your heads.
- Got ya! - Careful. Blow a gasket, lose your job.
Mister, you got yourself a deal.
She said," Homer, you're a big disappointment."
All I ask is that you use my patented aggression therapy mallets.
You've gotta come with me. The boss is going to make a toast.
Ah, don't worry. This dog has the scent.
Just family bliss, or double your money back. So call today.
- These people are obviously freak. - Oh, you think so?
You're sitting there like a thirsty bump on a log.
I just trample this poor sap's flower bed.
- Dr. Monroe, your other patients have fled the building. - Stop!
Musicians, cease that infernal tootling.
I predict big things for him down at the power plant.
Honey, you have a problem, and it won't get better till you admit it.
- This is where you belong. - Yeah, Homer.
- Are we cure yet? - Don't be ridiculous.
I admit this: You better shut your big yap.
But, Homer, how long are we suppose to sit here...
Oh, Thank you, Mr. Burns. I'm so glad you invite us.
Hey, isn't that your boy there torturing the swans?
-How could you shock your little sister? -My finger slip.
These mallet things are pad with foam rubber. What's the point?
Now, I appreciate that, honey, but we need $150 here!
Hello, I'm Dr. Marvin Monroe. No doubt you recognize me from TV.
- Here we sit enjoying the shade - Hey, brother, pour on the wine
I'll have plenty of time to explain while I warm up the...
and a little cart so we can wheel it into the dining room on holidays.
When someone hurts you emotionally, you will hurt them physically.
And gradually you will learn not to hurt each other at all.
You will be, but it's going to require somewhat more unorthodox methods.
- These people are obviously freaks. - Oh, you think so?
Hello, I'm Dr. Marvin Monroe. No doubt you recognize me from TV.
I wanna be alone with my thought.
perhaps you would have noticed that your family sees you...
I'm sorry, Marge, but sometimes I think we're the worst family in town.
Well, then, we're just going to have to dig deep.
Homer, couldn't we pawn my engagement ring instead?
The Y actually enjoy talking to each other.
- A couple beers would be nice, though. - Two bucks, boys.
Now remember, as far as anyone knows,
Usually, I use their grades as a tiebreaker,
That's the only time he's ever spoken to me without using the word "bonehead."
You can't talk that way about my kids! Or at least two of them.
You know, Moe, my mom once said something that really stuck with me.
I have never seen such an obvious attempt to curry my favor.
Of course you did. You're everywhere. You're "omnivorous."
Gee, do you think we should leave the kids unsupervised?
You will be, but it's going to require somewhat more unorthodox methods.
I mean, our kids are uncontrollable hellions.
Musicians, cease that infernal tootling.
I don't want him or his unpleasant family to ruin my picnic.
Man, this is pathetic. I'm goin' for it!
Mmm! What an adorable little girl.
Fans are getting a bit anxious here. Another beer, Moe.
That's what these pads and jumbo markers are for.
I'm tying to get the unfortunate noises out of my system while I can.
- Are we cured yet? - Don't be ridiculous.
All I ask is that you use my patented aggression therapy mallets.
as a rather stern authority figure, an ogre, if you will.
Hey, Bart, last one in the fountain's a rotten egg!
Unable to fend for themselves, the baby bald eaglets...
- Here's five you haven't met. - A tremendous right. That's gotta hurt.
Fabulous observation, sir. Just fabulous.