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00:20:31
Iain Armitage, Zoe Perry, Lance Barber
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"Eggs from your secret admirer. Billy."
Nines and fives. Mm.
Any numbness or pain in your arms?
The doctors are doin' some tests, but, dollars to donut,
If I grab my chest and keel over, maybe we can get out of here.
MEEMAW: Ha! I lost the little rascal
There are germ here that can kill you. Hold up.
"French philosopher,
So God's a photon?
Keep your voice down, car thief.
I drove a tractor at 4-H camp.
Why are you wearin' my helmet?
But you sat on the farmer's lap.
We kept hitting garbage cans.
Because we're children in a car, genius.
A cow just passed us.
Relax. I know what I'm doin'.
Where? Daddy's not feeling good.
I'm saying I was kidnap.
(click) ♪ And I whine, I'm after you ♪
At that moment, I vow to come back
I bluff my moon pie.
I didn't steal your car, I just borrow it.
If I grab my chest and keel over, maybe we can get out of here.
"argue a rational person should believe God exists
I pray to Blaise Pascal.
Everybody just shut up. I got this.
(door opens) Was I suppose to stiff him?
You lie to your moon pie.
Hey, I'm smiling.
I bet a nickel.
Oh, you better pull over.
Three queens. You lose!
God either exist or he doesn't."
How did I beat you here?
I guess I'm okay.
Then the next day, we all got violently ill
You're gonna need to make bail someday.
Nobody's goin' nowhere.
They're gonna hold him overnight.
Sometimes people say to me, "Pastor Jeff,
I'll call you later.
ADULT SHELDON: I've often been asked
♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪
Well, if your mother ever finds out
Well, I sure don't see a hospital anywhere.
is not always what's in their heart.
why I never learned to drive a car.
(firecracker pops) I'm gonna look at my cards again.
That's too bad.
I don't want to stay around here.
Even Charles Darwin.
How long are we supposed to sit here?
You just sit right there.
What kind of Texan drinks pink wine?
You asleep?
"argued a rational person should believe God exists
We're just gonna stay calm,
Give me my damn keys.
The ship got a lot loose when
This is stupid.
(chuckles) It's okay, Mary.
I think it's obvious.
Shelly's gonna eat him alive. (chuckles)
that he ran our house like a tight ship.
Minor. No permanent damage.
A lot of famous scientists
"Eggs from your secret admirer. Billy."
ADULT SHELDON: For a brief moment,
That's what makes life interesting.
♪ Nobody else is strong than I am ♪
have a nice dinner, and wait for your mama to call