Name: Tweek vs. Craig
Released: 2016-09-29
Cast: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes

1) schoolwork ( школьные )

For the next week, rather than your normal schoolwork,
2) boner ( промах )

What?! - Craig just called you a boner!
3) impersonation ( олицетворение )

And he started doing an impersonation of you being a chicken...
4) meatloaf ( мясной рулет )

Mind like meatloaf!
5) sumo ( сумо )

In sumo, your body must be like a stone,
6) poop ( кормы )

He did?! - Yeah, he said you eat poop,
7) pong ( понг )

Per shang der pong quang chong!
8) nephew ( племянник )

My little nephew Stanley has asked me
9) nicotine ( никотин )

"for I am all out of nicotine gum.
10) sander ( сандер )

The belt sander?
11) diarrhea ( понос )

Did you hear that-- it sounds like diarrhea
12) bastard ( сволочь )

You bastard!
13) temptation ( искушение )

♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
14) peek ( заглянуть )

try to sneak a peek at his wallet while he pays for you.
15) goggles ( очки )

Well, alright, get some safety goggles
16) jerk ( сопляк )

Agh! What a jerk!
17) jigsaw ( лобзик )

and start getting acquainted with the jigsaw over there.
18) wardrobe ( шкаф )

"Honey, can I get a new wardrobe?"

1) starve ( голодать )

while you starve to death
2) injure ( поранить )

Now, now, very few students are severely injure in Shop Class.
3) spar ( лонжерон )

So when you spar with Ned, here,
4) spout ( носик )

♪ People spout "howdy neighbor" ♪
5) deserve ( заслуживают )

We deserve that.
6) punch ( пунш )

and then punch Tweek's mom in the hooters.
7) encounter ( встреча )

This ass is unlike any I have encounter, master--
8) screw ( винт )

I don't like kids that screw around.
9) quit ( бросить )

Hey, quit screwing around back there!
10) involve ( привлекать )

Craig, I'm not normally one to get involve in this kind of thing but...
11) suppose ( предположим )

You're suppose to be out fighting Tweek.
12) kick ( удар )

He's gonna get his ass kick.
13) prove ( доказать )

Time for you to get prove wrong, fat boy.
14) teach ( учить )

and Cartman, you teach Craig.
15) attempt ( попытка )

at least attempt to make love to me tonight.
16) spend ( провести )

It's the time we spent together that really matters
17) happen ( произошло )

Agh!! What happen?
18) guess ( думаю )

I guess so. - Super, see ya there!

1) someday ( когда-нибудь )

You may someday be doctors or lawyers or scientists...
2) severely ( серьезно )

Now, now, very few students are severely injured in Shop Class.
3) forever ( навсегда )

Say we'll be this happy forever.
4) normally ( обычно )

Craig, I'm not normally one to get involved in this kind of thing but...
5) indeed ( действительно )

There is indeed great power in your ass, Eric.
6) perhaps ( возможно )

Perhaps you should consider sumo as a profession.
7) sometimes ( иногда )

Sometimes you can tell how much money a man has
8) finally ( наконец )

Okay, the time has finally come!
9) deep ( глубокий )

just dig deep into that most man part of you.
10) quite ( вполне )

Kenny, I don't quite know how to tell you this, but...
11) soon ( скоро )

See you soon.
12) enough ( достаточно )

Well enough of the lectures!
13) later ( позже )

See ya later.
14) together ( вместе )

Now let's try this one together:
15) ago ( назад )

about 15 minutes ago.
16) ever ( всегда )

How ever long Craig wants it to last.
17) least ( не менее )

at least attempt to make love to me tonight.
18) always ( всегда )

Yeah you are Tweek, you always get in trouble.

1) acquainted ( знакомы )

and start getting acquainted with the jigsaw over there.
2) crooked ( криво )

he's a big wuss and he has crooked teeth."
3) genital ( генитальный )

I... Oh, I know, I have genital warts.
4) muscular ( мускулистое )

there was this big muscular football player named "Quib"
5) cruel ( жестокий )

Goodbye, cruel world.
6) attractive ( привлекательная )

she used to be very attractive.
7) weak ( слабый )

Yeah, it was weak.
8) stupid ( глупо )

you stupid fat ass.
9) okay ( ладно )

Oh, well, I suppose a quick visit is okay.
10) alive ( жив )

Wow, you're all alive again.
11) mad ( с ума )

to get you guys mad at each other.
12) ancient ( древние )

Your friend has brought you to learn the ancient art of sumo.
13) sweet ( сладкий )

This is gonna be sweet, dude!
14) plastic ( пластик )

We'll use plastic wrap.
15) rich ( богатый )

marrying a nice, rich man in the future are very, well...
16) interesting ( интересные )

interesting jobs and careers.
17) dead ( мертвые )

No, we're dead.
18) fat ( жир )

You're on, fat ass.

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