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00:21:54
Seth MacFarlane
72
It looks like a turd. Look closer.
Peace and whatnot. Tom's of Maine. I'm the daughter.
Spider say burp! God, I hate you!
Which is why it took half a bottle of ether and salad tongs to get this!
like, "We are the innovator. They are the imitators."
I'm crouched down in the shower, so, uh, the fart are kind of slipping out.
flipping giant pancakes with a shovel.
[ Man ] ♪ Remnants of the empire ♪
♪ Artifacts of love ♪
It's like he and I were ripening for nine months in the same womb stew,
♪ And he's shining a salute to the American race ♪
Oh, you left your sandal in my car. [ Beeps ]
Which is why it took half a bottle of ether and salad tongs to get this!
Then I won't have to expose myself to that filth when I yank that girl out of there.
And then we saw a squirrel get run over.
♪ I'm amazed at your warm devotion ♪
Toshi and I were looking for my pants in the drainage ditch.
♪ Innocence and faith ♪
You boner. [ Ringing ]
It's called a shower, you douche bag! Ooh. She's hot.
I'm crouch down in the shower, so, uh, the farts are kind of slipping out.
And when it snows, I need to be plow.
♪ I get disrupt ♪
Yeah. Annoyed. Annoyed at the squirrel for jaywalking,
Well, I'm gonna go beg for money on the beach since I'm dressed for it.
You scare the hell out of me! No more concerts for you!
Didn't you hear me, Mom? I've been scream "help" for an hour.
♪ I'm amazed by a divide nation ♪
Was it from your knee? It smell like it's from your knee.
Look, man, I'm flattered you dig what we're doin'.
But you're suppose to be at work. You're really late.
[ Man ] ♪ By the way you smile ♪
and then shock by the amount of drugs and whores I can do.
But I bet when that machine's up and running,
Spoiler alert! The sweet potatoes suck.
You spent $900 for this?
and then tragically ripped apart.
I'd get backstage all the time.
and then tragically ripped apart.
Hey, thanks for coming, everybody. Unfortunately, the band is exhausted.
What do you possibly think is gonna happen?
at the birth of our children, instead of just punching that locker.
Yeah, 42 years late.
I actually cried, the way you wanted me to...
I'm crouched down in the shower, so, uh, the farts are kind of slipping out.
You need to come back to reality, and soon.
And remember, no matter what happens, we stick together.
He understands me in a way that no one else does.
I thought that, like, two years ago, but I never said anything.
Isn't that the saddest thing you ever heard, Stan? Eh.
Truth of the matter is, I sure ain't nothing special.
I'll never find her in here.
Well, they're playing again tomorrow night, and I'm going.
♪ I'm smiling too ♪
Look, man, I'm flattered you dig what we're doin'.
[ Cheering Continues, Muted ]
Roger, your disgusting fat leg is not gonna--
Yeah. Annoyed. Annoyed at the squirrel for jaywalking,
He's really obsessed with this band.
Hey, thanks for coming, everybody. Unfortunately, the band is exhausted.
[ Man ] ♪ I'm amazed at the quiet ocean ♪
Stan, this is ridiculous! How are you even gonna get backstage?
and your dad's a bit of an emotional tight-ass, and a literal one.
Stan, don't you think that was a little harsh? ♪ ♪ [ Continues ]
Ah! God, that's awful!
Oh, yeah! I'm a cool mom... who can also hang loose.
Isn't that the sad thing you ever heard, Stan? Eh.
and your dad's a bit of an emotional tight-ass, and a literal one.
Because people make me mad all the time for being stupid about everything!
Hello-o-o? You okay?
What are you doing? I think it's pretty obvious.
And number five feels alive!