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00:21:54
Seth MacFarlane
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It called guck nu.
"Mongolian barf-ecue."
Not if I don't have a boner. Know the law.
Apparently the Asian community is in an uproar.
I have an aversion to it. An aversion.
Eel in cow-eyeball sauce.
Stan, I need to borrow your shovel.
Though I do like using those steel pee trough at the stadium.
We are hitting our stride, Frannie--
at the mother of all stripper/comedy clubs.
♪ And he's shining a salute to the American race ♪
I made the confetti out of cut-up tuna can lids.
I'd like to make a toast to Francine...
I have regular herpes. Thank you, Mindy Cohn.
Oh, pumpkin, look-- our new home.
Sweeps McCullough, talent manager.
Uncle Fung is bringing dessert,
You guys want to go get some steak at the Brown Derby?
Here's a list of, uh, some other things I'd like repress this year.
Hey, toot, you want a part on the show? Let's see 'em.
She riff for 20 minutes on how Chinese food looks like vomit.
Snatched her right up.
I owe it to her.
I'm calling everyone to tell 'em Sweeps is coming to town.
You deserve it, baby.
Son of a bitch! You punch me!
but he refuse to even discuss it.
When I snap my fingers, you're going to fall into a deep, dreamlike state.
Sweeps is dead! He hung himself.
♪ ♪ [ Fanfare: Asian ] [ Male Announcer ] What happens when an adopt white girl...
Let's break for dinner! We shoot in one hour!
Makes it huge, realize people have had enough of him...
I push it real good.
Nonsense. Once you've got it, you never lose it.
[ Laughing ] You started working nights. It affect my schedule.
I discover Mindy Cohn, Willie Aames,
This is incredibly unprofessional.
Apparently the Asian community is in an uproar.
Don't let your marriage fall apart like mine did.
No! This is exactly what I was trying to avoid.
We'll leave you two alone.
Instead of talking things through, he just pushes me off.
You are white on outside, yellow on inside.
and is decent enough to fall off the face of the earth.
We'll talk about it later. You always say that.
or it's just the sight of all those eager johnsons working together.
I'm flattered, but this all happened 20 years ago.
This is the first time I've ever brought it up.
Maybe, once in a while, I can get off too.
We'll talk about it later. You always say that.
Never wants to talk.
She wants to move her parents to town again, huh?
Maybe, once in a while, I can get off too.
My parents said-- [ Imitating Accent ] "Of course she has lice.
even if it is with a normal, nonspeaking fish.
I'm flattered, but this all happened 20 years ago.
of a postmenopausal, senior woman.
Well, my adoptive parents are Chinese,
"Mongolian barf-ecue."
You know why Chinese couples can't have their own Caucasian babies--
or it's just the sight of all those eager johnsons working together.
I want you to feel completely relaxed.
Let's get rid of that.
and is decent enough to fall off the face of the earth.
Good. We'll start with the stand-up/topless bar circuit...
Ooh! You think it'll get violent?
Coming this way. Act casual.
the tall member of her family?
yet he chooses to be Mexican.
Francine, you okay?
and realized she was still alive.
Quiet! The show's coming on.