Name: Heart of Archness: Part III
Released: 2016-11-29
Cast: H. Jon Benjamin, Judy Greer, Amber Nash

1) trapdoor

It's no use. The trapdoor goes up a vertical shaft to the radio room.
2) discoverer

Discoverer of blood groups?
3) gunshot

MALORY: Was that a gunshot?
4) anthropologist

...and used to slit an anthropologist's bird-like throat.
5) idiom

Heh-heh-heh-heh. It's an idiom, you heathen.
6) hetero

Finely-tuned hetero-athletes. Yeah, hang on, I'm getting a call. Brriing!
7) crease

ARCHER: The crease, idiots! Guard the crease!
8) garter

Aha, you like wear garter?
9) spleen

And I just assume that includes his spleen. I think that ship might have sailed.
10) ransom

Then I'll have to ransom her and Sterling and Rip and...
11) accomplishment

And not to diminish the accomplishment of Dr. Charles Drew, but...
12) dime

And before you see one thin dime, I want to talk to Sterling.
13) quart

- He's already a quart low, so...
14) captive

No, Mother, I'm a captive of pirates. Unh!
15) buster

No, you just listen to me, buster. Bucky.
16) archer

ARCHER: Noah, seriously, I swear to God, stop.
17) herd

Heh-heh-heh. And one, two, three, go, herd. LANA: Whoa! Unh!
18) gut

If you touch one hair on my son's head, I'll have your gut for garters.

1) ambush

I just traveled 8000 miles and got ambush by Malaysian pirates...
2) keel

He just kind of keel over.
3) scramble

I bet that brain aneurysm scramble his Broca's area.
4) slit

...and used to slit an anthropologist's bird-like throat.
5) dwell

But why dwell on that? We're home.
6) lure

We lure Bucky down here and take him hostage.
7) swear

ARCHER: Noah, seriously, I swear to God, stop.
8) oppose

Yeah, as oppose to the Doublemint Twins.
9) dare

How dare you? You can just forget about that ransom.
10) screw

...and then I'm screw, because I don't have...
11) spare

And that we spare Malory the details of your time on Pirate Island.
12) hang

Finely-tuned hetero-athletes. Yeah, hang on, I'm getting a call. Brriing!
13) shut

Thank you. MALORY: Oh, shut up.
14) suppose

Oh, for... And just how the hell are we suppose to lure him down here?
15) shoot

RILEY: Which this idiot shot to pieces...
16) pee

Heh. I don't even remember who pee on your sofa.
17) lie

LANA: You lying, pathetic, little piece of... Ooh.
18) burn

We're leaving. Before this quack's office burn to the ground.

1) backwards

I figured that we'd kind of work backwards from the, uh, stealing of the helicopter.
2) incredibly

I am incredibly sorry.
3) temporarily

Wait, please tell me you didn't tell her I was temporarily the pirate king.
4) literally

No. Lana, seriously, she... She would literally kill you.
5) damn

No, not yet, but this is damn good. I...
6) twice

...trying to rescue a person who is now responsible for my getting crabs twice.
7) exactly

Exactly, and if we get to the radio...
8) earlier

But remember earlier, when you said you and I were friends?
9) almost

Uh, yeah. For your information, almost all male cheerleaders are...
10) super

You got me. Well, that's just super.
11) actually

But if you're trying to actually escape...
12) kind

He just kind of keeled over.
13) later

We'll come back for you later.
14) ago

They should've rescued Sterling and Rip from the pirates hours ago.
15) ever

That may be the funniest thing you've ever said.
16) least

Well, at least he's trying something.
17) once

I've been sitting here for, like, 5 million years and the phone hasn't rung once.
18) never

Ha-ha-ha-ha! Malory, I never said that!

1) cruddy

We're leaving. Before this cruddy school burns to the ground.
2) extant

Okay, can I just run up to my hovel quick and grab the only extant copy of my dissertation?
3) intramural

They're all at the intramural lacrosse finals.
4) pathetic

LANA: You lying, pathetic, little piece of... Ooh.
5) outrageous

That's outrageous. I won't pay it.
6) incoming

Incoming!
7) vulnerable

Because we are totally vulnerable.
8) explicit

Maybe they did and just didn't call. No, I gave them explicit orders to...
9) drunk

I remember being really mad and really drunk and deciding to do some online banking.
10) weird

...but there's a lot of weird sexual tension. LANA: Ha!
11) attractive

Oh, and Riley said he no longer finds you attractive because you're too old.
12) loose

And then? Then we'll see. We'll keep it loose.
13) silent

No, he... It's the silent killer, Noah.
14) stupid

Jeezow, Lana, answer your stupid phone.
15) vertical

It's no use. The trapdoor goes up a vertical shaft to the radio room.
16) gross

CHERYL: Ugh, gross. Keep it moving, cripple.
17) mad

I remember being really mad and really drunk and deciding to do some online banking.
18) usual

Just trying all my usual passwords.

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