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01:00:54
Daniel Lapaine, Hannah John-Kamen, Michaela Coel
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She told you how she ended up quadriplegic?
So, uh... yeah, it was microsurgery, I guess.
-Met him at the Quagmire so... -What's the Quagmire?
using swipe cards provided.
The state's got a triple lockdown on euthanasia cases.
co-workers, friends, some waitress that served me.
Do I have to tug your leash?
spend eternity in this fucking graveyard you're so in love with,
the bond, the commitment, the boredom,
♪ Ooh, baby, do you know what that's worth ♪
You know that was just a gesture.
spend eternity in this fucking graveyard you're so in love with,
to have and to hold, in sickness and in health,
They were crush. God, they were crush.
♪ A wishing well of crocodile cheer, sing ♪
He had his viewpoint.
-Really? -But then the rest of your outfit is not.
I... I said I'm not much of a dancer.
♪ A wishing well of butterfly tear ♪
We got a pastor coming tomorrow a.m.,
Enjoy the town, for God's sake.
It's not a trap.
Like the dog breed?
They fight. She gets in her car. Runs it off the road. Boom!
♪ A wishing well of butterfly tear ♪
Now you give me some sales pitch
But a spouse can override them.
I never married so I just figured, you know, what's the harm?
-I guess you deflower me. -I deflower you?
You don't leave your seat. You disassociate body from mind.
♪ C'est la vie, c'est la vie ♪
Introducing the totally redesign Chrysler Cordoba.
Two, I owe you zero. And three... see point two.
You freak me out.
I mean, I'd be attract to other girls,
You think you're the only person ever suffer, go fuck yourself.
-[clears throat] -You never taste it before?
Uploaded to the cloud, sounds like heaven.
You know, caught that first wave, would have had a different story.
Sorry I push you into it.
All those lost fucks at the Quagmire
It's spread basically everywhere.
Reminds me of where I grew up.
So I guess now they're just kind of a... comfort thing.
I showed you mine.
You never slept with a woman before?
You know, both my kneecaps had kind of just worn down.
Two, I owe you zero. And three... see point two.
They fight. She gets in her car. Runs it off the road. Boom!
Listen, I gotta be quick. So I spoke to Greg.
All the luxury you expect is here.
♪ I reach for you ♪
co-workers, friends, some waitress that serve me.
♪ Girl, you seem to change it every day ♪
-Kelly. -I'm still walk, Wes.
Seriously, it is so tight here that they monitor every--
You're authentically you.
So I guess I am technically honeymooning here forever.
Likewise.
-What, in town or...? -No. No one, nowhere.
You can still see her afterwards. I mean, then she's no limit.
It's spread basically everywhere.
Yeah, I know you from somewhere.
So I guess I am technically honeymooning here forever.
It's not natural and so forth.
Time's nearly up.
♪ When I feel alone ♪
It's to stop folks from passing over just because they prefer San Junipero flat out.
That's not a critique. I mean, it was fucking awesome.
Wanna marry me instead?
It's almost midnight.
Five, actually.
So I guess now they're just kind of a... comfort thing.
Uh... Couple of months. Plan is long enough to enjoy myself.
With your folks, though, it's from a place of love, though, right?
As far as my family's concerned, I can't do anything.
that they're together, but I don't.
They said three months before six months ago.
You think you're the only person ever suffered, go fuck yourself.
Maybe you should feel bad. Or at least feel something.
Do you always know?
Okay, one, folks are way less uptight than they used to be.
-[clears throat] -You never tasted it before?
-Hang out at the Quagmire again. -It's not just sex.
Okay, one, folks are way less uptight than they used to be.
[man] ...to be your lawfully wedded wife,
immersive nostalgia therapy.
Saturday nights once a week. It's like no time. I get impatient.
That's one sheltered existence you got there.
Like a frightened horse on a frozen lake back there.
♪ You're addicted to love ♪
Don't take that wrong. It's refreshing. I mean, look around.
-♪ Maybe I wasn't brave before ♪ -[both] Whoo!
The system's there for therapeutic reasons,
Like a frightened horse on a frozen lake back there.
♪ You're a fake, baby ♪
You know, I never got this song. Kind of weird.
No, I'm, uh... I'm engaged. I have a fiancé.
The state's got a triple lockdown on euthanasia cases.
-You're stupid. -Thank you!
♪ Got a job, that's okay ♪
As in the whole time you've been alive never?
-You don't know what you're saying. -You should be mad at him.
Seriously, it is so tight here that they monitor every--
It's warm.
Of course now, until she passes over, it goes permanent,
But I'm out. I'm gone.
Equal rights.
they're big-time religious, and they will not sign.
in good times and in woe, for rich, for poorer...
Always difficult, always beautiful.
So you've been just... totally fucking inconvenient.