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00:21:37
Andy Samberg, Stephanie Beatriz, Terry Crews
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- Nope, same unjuicy case.
- So we get our perp to text this Dom guy,
Wheelie. No.
- No, it's like a cool toothpick like Stallone in "Cobra."
- This is day 1,282 of a nine-year mentorship
level of perspiration, type of shirt collar.
- Charles! I have a bruise!
a nice bowl of miso soup.
Blackmail from '09.
New juicer attitude.
We are .1524 kilometer away.
Arson I solved last summer.
but they said my antics were too gnar.
orchestrate by an organization called "Gina-zone."
no, I bruise my thigh.
You better savor these while you still can, sarge.
- No. - I bet you fluff
Do not trust any child that chew
I beg you for a task force,
I bust his butt for filing a false police report.
but I adapt it for the hardwood.
- A ten-year-old had his bike stolen.
- Because I've been arrest.
and they laugh at me.
- I am so sorry. I shouldn't have engage.
the precinct will be shut down.
- Welcome aboard, Chip Rockets. - Thank you.
- Well, aside from the fact that the Nine-Nine's hearing
and New York City in the '80s was basically "The Purge."
- Oh, hence the beanbags.
- English Spread, obviously,
is in four hours and we're definitely getting shut down,
- You finally did the man sprinkler.
the Seven-Four was getting shut down instead.
He's doing quite well for himself.
but a little rusty and therefore kinda bad?
- It's almost 8;30.
and he's gonna be super cool.
He was actually really helpful. I feel bad.
First one to get to Creston and 10th rides for me.
- Ooh, badass backstory.
How are you so unaffected by all this?
I'm talking real fluffy ones.
we're gonna drive around in the coolest undercover car
The guy is obsessed with me.
- You're just jealous 'cause he's got the arrest record
- Eh, lateral move.
I'm bored at work,
- Mm-kay that's very intense.
and hearing about every explicit detail of your sex life
- You don't seem very excited.
let's go get drunk.