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00:43:26
Teri Hatcher, Felicity Huffman, Marcia Cross
5061
- So when is this shindig? - How about a month from tonight?
No. We got perp-walked down Main Street USA.
My backhand's improving, but you're having problems with your serve.
with a cup of coffe and the morning paper,
Tennis lessons are a plausible alibi.
- Remember silverware? - Honey, can you take this in for me?
It's a frat party.
I've lived with this bitterness so long, I'd be Ionely without it.
There'll be liquor, and hors d'oeuvres,
You walked out on your family. People think you're scum, not me.
adultery, prostitution or internet pornography,
We didn't forget. Usually when the hostess dies, the party's off.
- I already got a sitter. - Can't you cancel her?
I know, sweetie, I'm sorry, but I... I'm beat.
Because you can't even let me pack my own suitcase.
- I'll make braised lamb shank. - I'm still in.
Beautiful, I don't need a pamphlet. It's not brain surgery.
Lying naked in her shrub, it occurred to Susan
It's a story Bree concoct to cover the fact we're seeing a marriage counselor.
Assuming you outlive me.
Believe me, if a woman ever humiliate me like that in public...
She retaliate with this whole revelation which I won't go into,
- Bree's cooking. Everyone's going. - I haven't even unpack yet.
And for a woman who despise loose ends,
Every trace of my humanity was discard.
I wasn't a perfect gentlemen. I might have snuck a peek.
She abandon her husband and her son and I'll never forgive her.
- Have you heard anything I said? - I'm sorry, I'm wipe out.
Your office may wonder why you disappear three times a week.
The kids are bouncing off the walls? Huh.
- Tomorrow. I'm in a towel. - We were married 14 years.
You watch a man get torn down like that,
As the sun slowly settle on Wisteria Lane,
She was his wife. He deserve to have all the facts.
And the next day, Gabrielle calm her own nerves,
There's a pool there and I know how swimming relax you.
Brandi wanted someplace we could get away.
Why don't you move back upstairs and sleep in our bed?
- I thought we might need it someday. - For what?
Sadly for her...
it helps to travel lightly.
He treated me so badly at the end, I haven't been able to get past it.
but I'm nowhere near ready to laugh about it, so, please, no jokes.
- Let 'em ask. I don't care anymore. - Well, I care.
As the sun slowly settled on Wisteria Lane,
but to entirely different questions.
Obviously, if you've forgotten anything you can come right back and get it.
We're being as nice as we possibly can.
Doh! Who cracked anyway?
Previously on Desperate Housewives...
Clearly, there's trouble in paradise.
We... we met earlier.
I'm very sorry to hear that, but I'm completely booked right now.
...the mystery was solved a bit too quickly.
- Don't be petulant. Pick up the can. - No.
It was uncalled for and childish, and it won't happen again.
[Man] A grisly discovery was made today
I'll be forced back upstairs out of shee exhaustion.
- I'll make braised lamb shanks. - I'm still in.
I can top that. Getting thrown out of Disneyland for lewd behavior.
an unsettled Susan racked her brain to find a way into her own house.
don't whine about your exhausting 60-hour week.
this could be the most humiliating moment of her life.
- I can't do that. It's unethical. - Why can't you...?
- How? - He had a thing for spiked heels.
It was uncalled for and childish, and it won't happen again.
It's astonishing to look back on the world I left behind.
Tennis lessons are a plausible alibi.
We're just thankful we have 49 cards to play with.
In college, when we first started dating, people were so jealous of us.
You know your problem? You're very tense.
I didn't sleep. This damn thing is so uncomfortable.