Name: Westie Side Story
Released: 2016-12-01
Cast: Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Adlon

1) fella

Howdy, fella. What brings you to Arlen?
2) bowler

Hey, you think the dad's a good bowler? Yeah, he looks like a good bowler.
3) stereotype

The Chinese and their stupid stereotype!
4) mesquite

Some cultures like mesquite, some prefer propane.
5) leash

I'd chew through the leash. I bet it tastes just like a Bible cover.
6) hamburger

First the automobile, then the color TV, and now the hamburger.
7) mower

before I'd borrow that man's mower. I just don't like him.
8) digestion

It was so good, it's almost a shame to lose it to the process of digestion.
9) propane

I thought you might enjoy 7.5 gallons of pure, premium propane.
10) chop

I've never had beef chop suey before.
11) pineapple

before the cheese gets cold and the pineapple gets hot.
12) mosquito

You'll just think it's a mosquito bite, until you die.
13) knot

If I were, I'd just dislocate my shoulders and slip out of the knot.
14) burger

HANK: Those burger look done to me. KAHN: Not yet.
15) hank

HANK: Well, I'll be damned. BILL: They look Japanese.
16) shampoo

Why? You just shampoo carpet?
17) barbecue

Me, Kahn, Kahn Jr., have a barbecue tomorrow.
18) dessert

I could just mix you up in some Jell-O, and eat you for dessert!

1) overwhelm

Her hormones have overwhelm her natural modesty.
2) seduce

You tie your dog. She seduce my Doggie.
3) insult

You're the one who insult his propane.
4) chop

See, right here. It says "chop meat," not "chop dog."
5) beg

- I beg your P? - I add flavor, nutmeg flavor.
6) steal

Especially after he's stolen every last drop of Earth's drinkable water...
7) screw

Bobby, you really screw up this time.
8) belong

Let's untie him. They belong together.
9) grill

Just put a little bit of that, you don't need no grill onions.
10) damn

HANK: Well, I'll be damn. BILL: They look Japanese.
11) kick

For once, try not to piss off neighbor. We kick out of Laos.
12) lift

Notice how he lift with his legs.
13) bet

I'd chew through the leash. I bet it tastes just like a Bible cover.
14) promise

- But you promise. - Why go?
15) taste

I'd chew through the leash. I bet it taste just like a Bible cover.
16) teach

At the beauty academy, they teach us...
17) catch

I caught Minh on the phone with some kind of doggie butcher.
18) guard

The recipe's a closely guard family secret...

1) someday

And someday, I will give it to my Bobby.
2) differently

Kahn, I understand that life is valued differently in your part of the world...
3) damn

You have damn fine house.
4) somewhere

I read somewhere that the Chinese language...
5) finally

I guess we're finally getting some new neighbors.
6) especially

Especially after he's stolen every last drop of Earth's drinkable water...
7) almost

Why, Minh, I almost did not see you there.
8) actually

and you will drink until you actually do.
9) soon

- You might want to turn them now. - Too soon.
10) along

Too bad men don't get along like we do.
11) enough

Anyone crazy enough to put nutmeg in Brown Betty...
12) quick

I've been hit! Quick, somebody suck out the poison!
13) half

half as good as he handles a cardboard box...
14) far

What do you think of it so far?
15) together

Let's untie him. They belong together.
16) usually

Japanese guys usually have glasses...
17) else

Hank, I know that. But everyone else, they'll say Hank Hill is a racist.
18) ever

Boy, howdy! That is the best damn burger I ever ate.

1) landlocked

It's a landlocked country in Southeast Asia.
2) purebred

She's a purebred Georgia Bloodhound.
3) texan

Well, y'all come back now, y'hear? That's Texan for "sayonara."
4) dang

I tell you what, that dang old onion soup powder, man.
5) scarce

meat is as scarce as toilet paper.
6) ridiculous

That's ridiculous, Ladybird can only love another purebred Georgia Bloodhound.
7) rude

I hate the man because he's rude and nasty.
8) awful

That's just an awful stereotype. Chinese people don't really do that.
9) delicious

It's tasty, delicious.
10) damn

Boy, howdy! That is the best damn burger I ever ate.
11) careful

Be careful, Bobby. That's one of them Chinese fighting dogs.
12) tough

Why would they shoot people? Human meat's tough, flavorless.
13) stupid

We are Laotian! From Laos, stupid!
14) korean

I thought he was Korean.
15) okay

Any man who can make a burger like that is okay by me.
16) alive

The dogs? They're still alive?
17) mad

Why he so mad? I do something wrong?
18) exciting

PEGGY: This is so very exciting.

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