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00:21:40
Sofía Vergara, Ed O'Neill, Julie Bowen
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I'm in. I'll set up sleepover for the kids.
You're a pretty smooth talker, Clive.
a 91 -year old bank robber in Texas?
Does he have a mallet? No.
Like an Olympic wrestler, but with money. [Both Laugh]
Are these rose petal? Yes, to commemorate our love.
Uh, sweetie- They're not our sheets, right?
my unending love and admiration-
He's a comedian. A comedian? It's Valentine's Day.
Honey- Honey, remember when the salesman told us...
Did he say he wanted to change into something comfortable and go into a coma?
Mm-mmm. I wanna go back to these alleged lists and your nagging wife.
[Chinese Accent] Honorable businessman from Hong Kong.
Uh- Actually, no. We repurpose it.
the state legislature ratified a, uh, bill...
He has the natural confidence. I admire it and fear it.
What's it like to be married to someone who was there when the Bible was written?
Fine! Whatever. I stole his stupid poem.
and then my client gets scared and settle. I'm sorry.
Just admit you didn't write the poem.
Those people were laugh because they saw it too.
I was faking it. No one's coming for us.
Tarnation! He hung up. Then you can drop the accent.
How do you know all this? I invite her in the poem.
It's really jam in here.
Get out of here before you get your butt kick.
It is. It really is. It's in there pretty darn good.
Hmm. [Softly] Two.
- [Inhales Sharply] - [Normal Voice] Too- No?
It's hardly a surprise. I mean, you dress her up for every holiday.
[Mitchell] Let's not talk like that anymore. Over.
Uh, Phil- Sorry I got the, uh- the oil everywhere, but, hey—
Seriously, you gotta put a black light on it. It'll blow your mind.
I'm pretty smooth all over.
They're- They're- They're coming, so go on ahead.
Well, it's not exactly fair. I mean, I have to get old.
Ted Durkas clearly did not write that poem.
[English Accent] Perhaps I'll be Reginald Appleby,
Don't tell me you're finally taking me salsa dancing!
I design high-end electroacoustic transducers.
Swanky material.
my unending love and admiration-
Vanilla. I'm taking copious notes.
Mm-mmm. I wanna go back to these alleged lists and your nagging wife.
I'm sor- I'm sor I have not been attentive.
This is so much better than cheesy garlic bread.
Why don't you take off that coat? Um, I'm chilly.
That was the most embarrassing moment of my life.
This is so frustrating.
No. It's adorable. I just-
Would you be more or less inclined to visit a Great Shakes establishment...
- Okay, well, this is unacceptable. - Oh, boy. Here we go.