Name: Mother's Day
Released: 2017-11-18
Cast: Sofía Vergara, Ed O'Neill, Julie Bowen

1) popsicle

And how are you gonna fend 'em off with a Popsicle stick?
2) apron

and Jay and I are throwing on the apron and preparing a Mother's Day feast.
3) liar

No, that's not true. She's a liar.
4) scotch

And, Cam, put down the scotch. You're not fooling anyone.
5) spaghetti

- I remember the first time I cut spaghetti. - "Eh-eh."
6) gesture

If you can't accept the nice gesture, then just forget it.
7) rash

Yeah, that was definitely poison oak. I think this rash is spreading.
8) sausage

Now, how long do I stir the beef and sausage? Read it to me.
9) spear

It's a spear, and it smells like lemon lime...
10) regret

Which your mom regret.
11) splash

Just go splash water on your face and man up.
12) feast

and Jay and I are throwing on the aprons and preparing a Mother's Day feast.
13) idiot

God, Luke, you're such an idiot.
14) kindergarten

You made it for me for Mother's Day in kindergarten. It's adorable.
15) curtain

Somebody got new curtain.
16) poison

Yeah, that was definitely poison oak. I think this rash is spreading.
17) gentleman

Apparently, this gentleman doesn't think I can throw a ball.
18) bouquet

They offered me a bouquet, Mitchell.

1) irritate

Oh, come on. You know Manny irritate you.
2) embarrass

He'd never shown me that kind of vulnerability, and it embarrass him.
3) accuse

Honestly, I'm a little offended that he accuse me of that.
4) poop

It looks like you walked under a bird that poop ugly hats.
5) chew

I'm so bored, I chew the last bug that flew in my mouth just to feel something.
6) curse

I curse my tongue!
7) bother

- and I need you to know that it bother me. - Sorry.
8) remind

May I remind you that my big crime was making you fluffy pancakes.
9) tear

Jay tear up in front of me.
10) deserve

You deserve it.
11) smell

It's a spear, and it smell like lemon lime...
12) shame

I'd shame the proud lion.
13) scratch

Ay, Manny, that's not a rash. It's red because you scratch it.
14) refuse

- # But I refuse to... #
15) shut

Keep your mouth shut when she comes back.
16) throw

and Jay and I are throw on the aprons and preparing a Mother's Day feast.
17) operate

We could change the way this whole family operate.
18) teach

"You can't cut spaghetti." She taught me to twirl.

1) freakishly

- Ew! Why him? - Because he's got freakishly tiny hands.
2) intentionally

That's a good point. You ever get the feeling she does this intentionally?
3) individually

of hitting each one individually, but...
4) loud

- Ha. - First time that I say that out loud.
5) apparently

Apparently, this gentleman doesn't think I can throw a ball.
6) definitely

Yeah, that was definitely poison oak. I think this rash is spreading.
7) eventually

and eventually it's Mother's Day every day.
8) certainly

It certainly doesn't make you less of a man. Right?
9) exactly

I know they're not exactly diamonds, Mom.
10) sometimes

Sometimes I think he just wants to be mad at me.
11) outside

- Go outside. Kick a ball. Steal something. - Oh...
12) actually

I'm actually very sensitive to that issue.
13) kind

Well, we did kind of ruin her Mother's Day.
14) soon

Soon this will be the mall.
15) enough

I'd like to go far enough that we can't still see our car in the parking lot.
16) later

No. Give them back. I'll get you some real ones later.
17) often

We should do play group on weekends more often.
18) far

- Where are you getting your information? - How much far?

1) persnickety

He's persnickety. It drives me up the wall.
2) perverted

It's perverted. It looks like you were felt up by the creepy guy around the corner.
3) freaking

that they can irritate the freaking life out of you at some point.
4) fluffy

May I remind you that my big crime was making you fluffy pancakes.
5) offended

Honestly, I'm a little offended that he accused me of that.
6) awkward

Awkward, actually.
7) supportive

It's "warm," "nurturing ," "supportive." I...
8) bored

I'm so bored, I'd rather be reading.
9) sad

- Don't even think about it. - But she's sad.
10) emotional

if you thought I had some big emotional moment about my mom, but I didn't.
11) weak

Oh, yeah. And I'm the weak one?
12) tough

- Oh, she's the one. Yeah, she was tough.
13) okay

- It's okay. - Gotcha.
14) mad

Sometimes I think he just wants to be mad at me.
15) proud

I'd shamed the proud lion.
16) fantastic

And she also left me a fantastic recipe for sauce, which now is getting cold.
17) sensitive

I'm actually very sensitive to that issue.
18) warm

It's "warm," "nurturing ," "supportive." I...

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