Name: Blood Donut
Released: 2017-07-28
Cast: Taylor Schilling, Danielle Brooks, Taryn Manning

1) saltine

Six saltine in 30 seconds?
2) shtick

she's got the Bambi shtick going on, I get all of it.
3) floodlight

Here's why the floodlight went out.
4) relaxer

Girl, please, ain't enough relaxer in the world
5) shutterbug

Litchfield one, pussy shutterbug zero.
6) nostril

but the nostril part is the same.
7) thunk

Who'da thunk we'd end up here, huh?
8) snitch

The way these inmates treat snitch, it's ugly.
9) meatloaf

And we got meatloaf twice.
10) vaseline

and I just smush it up in some Vaseline,
11) motherfucker

I came in this motherfucker innocent, I'm still innocent.
12) talker

Twenty-six, 27, 28, 29, 30! Ha-ha! Who's the big talker now?
13) fiancee

Who can resist a "Felonious Fiancee" story, right?
14) infraction

I only had three infraction for all my time here.
15) gallbladder

and, bonus, it's gonna hide the gallbladder scar.
16) grunt

Now, if it was me, I think I'd leave the grunt work to the grunt.
17) remorse

You gotta show remorse, fool.
18) dachshund

Except mine was more of a Dachshund,

1) ominously

...indicative of an ominously shaky moral compass.
2) drastically

could drastically improve the quality of life.
3) technically

I would just like to point out that technically,
4) briefly

and, briefly, chlamydia.
5) legally

And Regina King in Legally Blonde.
6) loud

I've read that it can be very loud down there,
7) basically

So this whole WAC thing is basically bullshit.
8) somewhere

If I were, it would be somewhere
9) personally

Personally, I think it should be baked,
10) obviously

Because obviously I didn't...
11) apparently

Yeah, well, my primal self cannot resist a dare, apparently.
12) forever

They will ruin you forever.
13) twice

And we got meatloaf twice.
14) exactly

that the two roads are exactly the same.
15) alone

And as a result I am stuck here, alone, at this bar.
16) soft

I ain't gonna get soft like the rest of y'all.
17) particularly

Not particularly.
18) sometimes

Sometimes, yo necessito two pillows. For ergonomics.

1) felonious

Who can resist a "Felonious Fiancee" story, right?
2) underprivileged

Now you gonna help the underprivileged youth
3) preventative

Like clinic hours every week for preventative health care.
4) disgusting

You are a disgusting animal. Okay? What the fuck?
5) pathetic

Do I seem pathetic to you?
6) divorced

Oh. Great, so, I look divorced,
7) irrelevant

Listen, what you did or didn't do. That shit is irrelevant now.
8) asleep

And you'll be half asleep and you'll beg for it.
9) traveled

Like Oprah say, "the road less traveled."
10) bent

bent over a law book like a boy hiding a titty magazine.
11) educated

Aw, shit, we about to get educated and shit.
12) bald

I'm giving you one more minute to pout and then I'm shaving you bald.
13) gorgeous

Because, you're gorgeous.
14) innocent

I came in this motherfucker innocent, I'm still innocent.
15) decent

I should be lucky, a decent man wants to fuck me.
16) fake

They were fake.
17) elegant

Don't say, "workin'," say, "employed." The shit sound more elegant.
18) weird

A guy, a girl and another guy? It just looks weird.

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