Name: Parent Trap
Released: 2018-09-08
Cast: Tom Kenny, David Herman, Sarah Chalke

1) blub

Of course, Dusty. The truth is, you're more than just a sexy fuck blub to me.
2) tepee

He replace um tepee with trailers, our dark buffalo with Mark Ruffalo.
3) flattop

Shut up! And prepare for a Cherokee flattop!
4) pubis

You are not gonna pluck any pubes from our dirty underwear
5) goop

This is a single goop Gobble Goober. Goop and a half, at best!
6) doppelganger

and replace us with doppelganger today.
7) bloodline

Then our bloodline will be strengthened.
8) moccasin

the hell do y'all walk in these moccasin?
9) turd

Good! Like I'd go near this 240-pound turd with a mustache!
10) weirdo

That's insane. I can't have sex with a dolphin! I'm not a weirdo!
11) dweller

We wanted to live with the surface dweller. But sadly, they rejected us.
12) squirter

Wait! Did I tell you your mom's a squirter?
13) mustache

Good! Like I'd go near this 240-pound turd with a mustache!
14) ketchup

-without being barged in on? -I just wanted the ketchup bottle.
15) posse

when we followed Insane Clown Posse on tour.
16) crotch

The gypsies are the reason my crotch looks like a button on a fluffy sofa.
17) twister

Twister!
18) booze

I hide my booze in a plastic pouch.

1) reenact

On our next float, the Paradise Historical Society reenact the first Thanksgiving.
2) swab

Did you eat here before they swab you for your DNA test?
3) invert

Stay tuned to learn how their gypsy magic invert my already tiny penis.
4) barge

-without being barge in on? -I just wanted the ketchup bottle.
5) poke

The puppy died? But I poke air-holes in the box.
6) bleach

I got my skin bleach to get into Trump University.
7) devote

I've seen the segments Tucker Carlson's devote to it on FOX News.
8) spit

Meaning like he spit in it?
9) swear

No more gifts. I swear.
10) owe

But first, I owe you that negro spiritual.
11) rub

and rub it against the inside of my cheek.
12) reject

We wanted to live with the surface dwellers. But sadly, they reject us.
13) smell

Always smell like burning human hair.
14) dump

Flipperville is built solely of recycling the sanitation workers dump down here.
15) strengthen

Then our bloodline will be strengthen.
16) scratch

Then she scratch my cornea with a clothes hanger.
17) survive

The baby survive.
18) tune

Stay tune to learn how their gypsy magic inverted my already tiny penis.

1) sadly

We wanted to live with the surface dwellers. But sadly, they rejected us.
2) solely

Flipperville is built solely of recycling the sanitation workers dump down here.
3) definitely

Or I'll have to give you a beating that will definitely be filed in my spank bank!
4) forever

But the surface dwellers won't keep us down forever.
5) absolutely

our heavenly tailor, 'cause this is absolutely a real turkey right here.
6) truly

Mom, seriously, didn't you and Dad truly care about each other once?
7) exactly

I don't know exactly what your chef did to my sandwich,
8) perhaps

Perhaps you could join us for our Thanksgiving feast
9) sometimes

I guess sometimes dreams do come true.
10) finally

Boy, I'm so happy that our family is finally back together.
11) almost

What a fine bird. Feathers are so soft. They almost feel like felt.
12) actually

Actually, I'm a Nigerian bush person.
13) inside

You don't look that shitty. Pretend to be a gypsy, sneak inside and scare Mom.
14) enough

Hopson, I think I'm starting to get sober enough to realize something very terrible.
15) far

Me am Big Dusty, I travel far.
16) together

That's it. It's time for me to put my family back together.
17) ever

I don't think anything could ever make me feel better.
18) sure

I sure hope there's not some anti-gypsy safe house

1) idiotic

Maybe I won't have to deal with any idiotic bullshit today.
2) overpriced

to make overpriced candles to sell at the Farmers Market.
3) mutated

like our Jerry, have become more and more mutated. Behold!
4) dang

And I had to send that dang double goopy Gobble Goober back
5) irrational

but maybe they're whipping you into an irrational frenzy over nothing?
6) embarrassed

Kevin, don't be embarrassed about your performance anxiety.
7) fluffy

The gypsies are the reason my crotch looks like a button on a fluffy sofa.
8) sober

Hopson, I think I'm starting to get sober enough to realize something very terrible.
9) inverted

for my tiny inverted penis, but that's fake news.
10) nigerian

Actually, I'm a Nigerian bush person.
11) racist

If you racist crackers won't help, I'm going to the reservation.
12) skinny

And then he stuck this long, skinny thing in my mouth
13) insane

when we followed Insane Clown Posse on tour.
14) cruel

We can only acquire the bounty that is dumped from the cruel surface dwellers.
15) brave

Because he was handsome and brave. And he saved my life.
16) persian

Very Persian.
17) pale

I can't believe what you pale-faced fartknockers did to my people!
18) grave

This town is facing its grave threat in history.

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