Name: My Rite of Passage
Released: 2018-12-21
Cast: Sarah Chalke, Zach Braff, Donald Faison

1) osteogenesis

Wanna work on osteogenesis imperfecta therapy with me?
2) dib

That's a lot of boys. Rex gets first dib
3) blindfold

Remove your blindfold, please.
4) urinal

Wake up and smell the urinal I haven't cleaned in years!
5) stethoscope

Seriously, I'm taking off my stethoscope and my little name tag.
6) mustache

Because you dye your mustache blonde doesn't mean it's gone.
7) carpool

Jordan, now that you work here every day, if the carpool torturing persists,
8) siamese

We were gonna do Multi-Ethnic Siamese Doctor Has a Fresca,
9) ketchup

- Got the ketchup. - And here is your burger.
10) vomit

I would export vomit and urine into whatever alley would have me as a guest.
11) fowl

You know, I was gonna have her bring you some chicken, but it was fowl!
12) mocha

A small one-pump mocha?
13) spleen

There's a guy waiting to have his spleen removed!
14) jealousy

Jealousy's an ugly color, Bankfarter.
15) respite

The only respite I get is when we're making love
16) rapport

You seem to be developing a rapport with your interns.
17) biscuit

Then move your big, bald biscuit head! Some of us don't have cable.
18) pardon

I beg your pardon?

1) shatter

you've shatter my preconceived notions about Chicanos!
2) fart

- I think that blonde girl just fart. - [Sighs]
3) choke

Oh, and he was choking me. Oh, it was so good.
4) sucker

So, Jordan, I heard Sam got you. Don't worry, he totally sucker me once.
5) persist

Jordan, now that you work here every day, if the carpool torturing persist,
6) beg

I beg your pardon?
7) lend

When I first started, I lent my car to a patient to go pick up her kids.
8) squeeze

And then finally, he squeeze out one single... tear.
9) pretend

and I pretend you're someone else.
10) borrow

I borrow it from my brother. He's a stripper.
11) steal

Remember that patient who stole your identity?
12) suffer

- A lot of women suffer from that. - It's true. I even had it.
13) laugh

Earlier, I made a killer "one-pump mocha" joke. Everybody laugh.
14) cure

He basically cure the disease.
15) invite

She never invite us to her hospital.
16) leaf

I know. I was leaf through a magazine
17) realize

But then you came back 'cause you realize I have the keys.
18) bet

I bet nobody laughed, but you didn't notice

1) someplace

Guess they all had someplace to be.
2) silently

Sorry, that's a little smile I get when I'm silently judging someone.
3) sometime

but we'll definitely do it sometime, you know, in the future.
4) basically

He basically cured the disease.
5) definitely

but we'll definitely do it sometime, you know, in the future.
6) unfortunately

Unfortunately, your door handle doesn't work from the inside,
7) eventually

Mark my words: Eventually you'll treat them like dirt like the rest of us do.
8) absolutely

Be honest. I promise, absolutely no ramifications.
9) indeed

- Oh, OK, here's the scoop! - Yes, here is the scoop, indeed.
10) exactly

[J.D.] As for me, I already knew exactly what the truth was.
11) earlier

Earlier, I made a killer "one-pump mocha" joke. Everybody laughed.
12) alone

I work alone, and you have somebody else's blood on your neck.
13) particularly

unless they're particularly hysterical.
14) finally

And then finally, he squeezes out one single... tear.
15) almost

I almost told them, but I didn't because I love you.
16) actually

or skip the middleman and actually give him narcotics.
17) kind

We've been kind of fake-laughing.
18) later

We'll catch her up later. Have you guys been fake-laughing at my jokes?

1) preconceived

you've shattered my preconceived notions about Chicanos!
2) siamese

Or that stupid Siamese twin thing you do?
3) understated

Let us not forget the understated coffee mug we're carrying.
4) rectal

Except for Mr. Woodson in 302. He's got that rectal tear...
5) awkward

It's inevitable, like the tide, or the awkward toast I'm going to have to give
6) unbelievable

Unbelievable. From now on, there is absolutely no laughing at my jokes
7) inevitable

It's inevitable, like the tide, or the awkward toast I'm going to have to give
8) awful

Awful. Awful!
9) bald

That is an intern in a bald cap.
10) fake

We'll catch her up later. Have you guys been fake-laughing at my jokes?
11) violent

I hope you die a violent death and bugs eat your corpse.
12) stupid

Or that stupid Siamese twin thing you do?
13) mexican

We were having Mexican food, drinking margaritas...
14) alive

and thank God I'm alive. I'd hug you, but I...
15) mad

You're mad at me? Why didn't you want me to come to your job?
16) tight

Money's tight, I've got hospital bills that I can't pay.
17) twin

Or that stupid Siamese twin thing you do?
18) blonde

- I think that blonde girl just farted. - [Sighs]

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