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00:50:49
William H. Macy, Emmy Rossum, Ethan Cutkosky
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Your tab is bigger than my ass and you smell like kimchi and vomit.
How can you not know who two of Chicago's weathermen are?
SAGAN [ON TV]: —-exquisite interrelationship...
That is not a sexual euphemism. I need the fucking key.
KAREN: He wants me to take a vow of celibacy...
Congratulations. See you there, Monica.
This from the escalator thing at the mall?
I mean, you show up, you confess your transgression...
But I could smash her birdhouse again.
KAREN: He's such a douche bag.
LIP: Not exactly, no. Unh!
...and his glucosamine chondroitin supplement...
Sifter sift and rolling pin rolls.
Wanna go to the planetarium tonight and get high?
Think we could build an aboveground walkway...
Not going out with that Gallagher degenerate tonight?
-...I was an emotional cripple. BOB: Emotional cripple.
No. There will be a backlash if people don't stop underestimating...
All right. Well, I gota Hamilton. It's yours.
No touching the forbid fruit until I'm knocked up.
Keep laughing. I will slit your throat while you sleep.
I don't know. I can't think when you yell!
I mean, you show up, you confess your transgressions...
If James Franco wasn't in the movie, I would've nod off too.
I swore I would never date a guy whose ass was smaller than mine.
-Can you please turn it on already? -Yeah, hurry up, I gotta get back to work.
VERONICA: Don't, don't, don't. -Hell hath no fury like popcorn burned.
Everybody, just bounce, come on
—Married to a dude named Clyde? -Who's 65?
A peace offering implies a one-time thing.
No touching the forbidden fruit until I'm knock up.
You about to retreat and count your wound?
Family business. He builds them. You steal them.
Good. You deserve better.
Your tab is bigger than my ass and you smell like kimchi and vomit.
This little reunion was bound to happen sooner or later, anyway.
Did you purposefully order a Sex on the Beach so I'd say it to the gay bartender’?
Hey, urn, maybe sometime we could just casually hang out.
-Can you do it backwards? -"Notliw"?
This little reunion was bound to happen sooner or later, anyway.
Hey, urn, maybe sometime we could just casually hang out.
I just feel like I haven't seen a lot of you lately.
-You physically abused me. —What? When?
I could barely get you overnight in a local hotel.
Hopefully, the visit with him tomorrow will cheer her up.
I didn't know phone booths existed anymore.
I could barely get you overnight in a local hotel.
-Thanks for the idea. -You're not seriously gonna do it?
There are zero in Illinois, but there are 15 of them nationwide.
Yay. That was a hell of a warm-up. Unfortunately, those aren't the originals.
I mean, you can't possibly understand these things right now.
...you would be absolutely top of the list.
-No. Nobody's taking anyone anywhere. -You don't get to abandon your kids...
Okay? You know I never spend that kind of cash on a girl anyway.
-Say hello to your new fost family. -You're one of five wives?
Think we could build an aboveground walkway...
He is going to be a cardiothoracic surgeon...
Overrated. Made a better movie than a book.
Pricey gift. Things getting serious?
Nothing a little Puerto Rican bath can't fix.
-It's so great. Yeah. I'm thrilled. -Zip it.
Fiona would be pissed if she knew you were into this shit with me.
Why don't we head up to some asshole town like Lake Forest?
...like fashion accessories have a rude awakening coming.
Liam is officially asleep.
SAGAN [ON TV]: -shore of the cosmic ocean.
Because you're scared of women with an opinion.
...they're scarier looking than the villains.
That girl is only 13 years old, but she's still got her parental rights.
What's up? Sounded urgent.
ANDREA: That's gonna be a crap load of paperwork...
That was a nasty trick. Even for you, Frank.