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Shameless » Season 7 » Swipe, Fuck, Leave

00:50:18

William H. Macy, Emmy Rossum, Ethan Cutkosky

190

Words to remember

Nouns

1) blowie

A blowie. From Dominique.
2) sec.

We'll get that cleared up for you in just a sec.
3) a.m.

It's 2:00 a.m. My kids, and my husband, and wife are sleeping.
4) pickaxe

- Found a pickaxe. - What the hell are you doing?
5) pubis

I can still taste her hairspray. And her pubes, and her vagisitis.
6) vag

Haven't decided yet. Probably. God, I can't believe he's licking vag, too.
7) omelet

So, burger well-done with crispy fries, and a Denver omelet, extra ham.
8) gringo

Andale, gringo! Andale.
9) boner

No way you get a boner on that shit.
10) weirdo

Don't turn this around on me. You're the weirdo, all right? Not me.
11) spigot

Main's off. And the outside spigot's open.
12) buzzard

That smell could knock a buzzard off a gut wagon.
13) hairspray

I can still taste her hairspray. And her pubes, and her vagisitis.
14) cheater

It's cheater's logic.
15) bombshell

You're with this chick, bombshell chick, you're fooling around, you know.
16) nook

-"Nooks and Fannies"? - Yes.
17) shovel

- There's a shovel in here. - She's asleep.
18) booze

But no booze. And we charge the same for sodas.

Verbs

1) disinherit

I'm disinherit both of you and taking back the Gallagher name.
2) ringe

Not as early as you ringing my door bell last night.
3) deport

How about we make it $75, and I won't have you deport?
4) sneeze

You and that little spic you sneeze out of the cavern you called your uterus
5) expel

Okay, well, I just got expel from college, did 30 days in rehab, so...
6) padlock

And I'm padlock the house.
7) brag

You brag about your golden vagina?
8) jog

You've jog my memory.
9) chop

Got your penis chop off. Now you're a lady.
10) steep

Green tea. Steeped for three minutes. One Truvia.
11) warn

I warn you this would be difficult.
12) bust

We were at work all day bust our butts.
13) terminate

but once my parental rights are terminate,
14) tear

Can barely find any skin you haven't torn to sew back together.
15) flush

I think that it's recently flush.
16) steal

Or the three pieces of silverware you stole from the Ramada Inn?
17) refuse

I refuse to let him have any of my energy.
18) screw

Oh. Geez. Sorry. Hey, how should I react when you say you've been screw a woman?

Adverbs

1) someday

I used to think Frank would be a real dad someday, too.
2) sexually

of your partner's normal, sexually-fluid experiences.
3) barely

Can barely find any skin you haven't torn to sew back together.
4) literally

I literally think about sex 70,000 times a day.
5) obviously

You obviously picked the wrong woman.
6) apparently

Well, apparently, it's not yours, either.
7) absolutely

I did a heaping shit pile of absolutely nothing!
8) neither

- Not to me. - Me, neither.
9) exactly

Oh, that's exactly what I did today.
10) fuck

Your high school girlfriend who you fuck.
11) finally

Hey. Finally decided to come home.
12) instead

instead of finding someone who wants the stroller we have.
13) extra

- Yeah. - Black coffee. Extra hot. Splash of 2%.
14) recently

I think that it's recently flushed.
15) late

Oh, yeah, I did. You're two hours late.
16) actually

Do you think in his own way, Frank's actually a pretty good dad?
17) kind

We were kind of hoping you were dead.
18) soon

Don't worry, you will soon.

Adjectives

1) undamaged

You don't have a lot of undamaged skin left down here.
2) repressed

Tumors are repressed feelings, you know.
3) inexperienced

So now this inexperienced vagina fucker has got to get to work.
4) careless

Careless, mindless sex has set me free.
5) numb

My ass is numb from this chair.
6) unreliable

I mean, the old manager hired so many unreliable-
7) meaningless

Hmm. Not into the meaningless, random hook-up?
8) wee

and who makes your wee-wee tingle.
9) jumbo

Gave you a jumbo dose of Thorazine.
10) wasted

Good morning, my wasted sperms.
11) asleep

- There's a shovel in here. - She's asleep.
12) dumb

with a strong physique and a dumb disposition.
13) heated

- He okay? - Uh, new heated floors. He gets cold.
14) parental

but once my parental rights are terminated,
15) rid

Uh, vacuum, hall closet. And I'm getting rid of Frank's shit.
16) topless

You must be from the topless maid company.
17) dramatic

I wouldn't be half as dramatic as you're being right now.
18) ripe

You're ripe than a fat boy in a clown costume.

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