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01:00:31
Jeremy Clarkson, James May, Richard Hammond, Mike Skinner
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and that's exactly the sort of panto you want.
Wouldn't a chicken-skin seat look like a giant scrotum?
More exuberance through there and across the line.
some extra zest and zing and fire.
and it was the chauffeur sitting at the front--
I think that's to remind him that he's scum!
Yeah, like a forklift truck has.
Déshabillé means undressed, you moron!
God, I love a black bonnet!
the Suzuki "Celery".
..as you know, I'm a sucker for an Italian sports car.
JEREMY: Pardon. Sorry.
or use it for a spit-cup.
Did I have some carpet stuck under the throttle?
For starters, Abarth has tuned the 1.4 litre turbo- charged engine,
et nous sommes les champignons!
It's a coupe with gull-wing doors and a massive engine.
and been reduced to chop and offal.
we had to navigate through a maze
Exactly. And on that terrible disappointment, it's time to end.
You don't lose a pedigree like that.
Start, you vicious bastard!
with your old chap or your magic triangle.
Mr Clarkson is indispose briefly.
I urinate on an engine...
is how long he persevere for.
Yes! And we rejoin the action
There he is, poise and ready.
Déshabillé means undress, you moron!
you've just applaud the tragic death of Sir Hoy.
As he carve the 124 through the standing water,
and they boast very loudly
that were invent in America, OK?
Finally, it spool up, turbos whizzing away.
Well, James, he's explode
(ENGINE FINALLY STARTS THEN STALLS)
It's fracture quite badly.
He smash the lap record ten times.
You chose to come equip with one arm.
with a squeaky frog bolt to the wheel.
I have scoop out the middle of that back seat, OK?
Certainly bundle for me.
overcame a 48-second deficit in 22 laps to win the race.
Has he been swap for an old lady?
- And... - Then they were killed, I admit.
which relax the stability control.
It has made me murderously bad-tempered
Have you ever seen a more ungainly-looking machine?
Interestingly, there have been no terrorist attacks in Scotland since.
But it's nice, it's cosy. Desperately looking around.
But you're going backwards. Just drive backwards!
most notably in the handling department.
Sadly, however, the pit straight was too narrow
I simply drive up, hop aboard,
I've got nowhere to go. There's a barrier there.
Mr Clarkson is indisposed briefly.
Meanwhile, in the convertible,
that leather is somehow posh on a car seat.
She now blends perfectly with the seat, OK?
I would definitely have done that. Exactly.
Unfortunately, to reach our hotel,
I did eventually catch Hammond.
and this exciting couldn't possibly be tested in Britain.
Just to be absolutely clear with you,
Why the hell can't we just do a drag race properly?
Certainly bundles for me.
Exactly the same sort of thing happens with sport.
particularly they don't work in Scotland.
- Which you are sometimes. - ...I suggested a new idea.
It is an unfathomable fault.
Yet he seemed strangely unconcerned about this.
Oh, my giddy aunt.
Thereby proving it's not a sentient being,
reality began to stick its unwelcome nose
and intolerant of your fatuousness.
in very, very evocative, exotic cars--
The English really are appalling, aren't they?!
that leather is somehow posh on a car seat.
from our exhaustive testing in the north of France
After that, we enjoyed a picturesque walk
it's damp and cold:
What's the matter with you? Why do you look so miserable?
Unaware of Jeremy's problems,
Start, you vicious bastard!
I think that's deliberate.
It's unbelievable! It's everything!
Yeah. It was supposed to be a pretend bottle.
All of that is irrelevant
you've just applauded the tragic death of Sir Hoy.
This gender-splitting of cars is ridiculous.
- Ooh, that's cruel. - That's harsh.
- Ooh, that's cruel. - That's harsh.