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The Simpsons » Season 22 » MoneyBart

00:21:31

Dan Castellaneta, Nancy Cartwright, Harry Shearer

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Words to remember

Nouns

1) fungo

Fly balls and fungo come and go, but family is forever.
2) mustache

Dick Drago's mustache, or Oscar Gamble's afro.
3) statistician

The field was developed by statistician Bill James.
4) umpire

but the umpire called it a homerun,
5) racket

With all this racket,
6) funnel

Now, who wants funnel cake?
7) alum

She's the only Springfield Elementary alum
8) sweetie

Sweetie, you can still go to McGill--
9) suitcase

If that's true, where's her suitcase with wheels, Bart?
10) batter

Bart, this guy's walked the last two batter,
11) craftsman

with master craftsmen?
12) instinct

It's against every sensible instinct.
13) pinch

I need a pinch-runner with speed!
14) cracker

and I'll be back with some gluten-free cracker.
15) robbery

Now to begin my off-season follow-home robberies.
16) puppet

How about a benchwarmer who's afraid of puppet?
17) loser

and no one else will coach you loveable loser.
18) pitcher

As a pitcher, Cliff Lee is clearly superior

Verbs

1) demagnetize

I also demagnetize credit cards.
2) disobey

You disobey your manager!
3) plow

"Then Pete Rose plow into his friend Ray Fosse..."
4) owe

But you owe it to your sister,
5) sock

But he sock a walk-off dinger.
6) steal

Okay, okay, he's stolen third.
7) invest

And that's why anyone who invest with Lenny Dykstra
8) quit

that we picked on till he quit.
9) catch

I caught a white apple!
10) push

You just push buttons all day.
11) assume

Not me, and, I assume, not Ron Swoboda!
12) lose

The Isotots lose.
13) grow

This isn't the game I grew up with,
14) happen

What happen to stealing bases,
15) beat

beat in excitement only by every other sport.
16) guess

Bart's father's name is, you guess it,
17) finish

We're not losers. Last year, we finish six and five.
18) pick

that we pick on till he quit.

Adverbs

1) someday

You know, someday these kids will be out of the house,
2) statistically

No! The computer says it's statistically impossible!
3) notably

in which case he is notably ineffective.
4) formally

then my tongue makes not the words sound very good, formally.
5) forever

Fly balls and fungoes come and go, but family is forever.
6) nearly

♪ New weds and nearly deads ♪
7) finally

I'm finally enjoying myself.
8) quite

Quite so. Just take a look at her yearbook.
9) super

on a "special little guy super happy fun" day.
10) actually

actually know anything about baseball?
11) inside

Hey, let's hold hands and skip inside.
12) together

'Families should stick together because...'"
13) else

I believe you. What else have you got?
14) ever

ever to advance to the Ivy League!
15) sure

I sure did,
16) always

Son, you should always listen to your manager.
17) never

Never mind that. I'll win more.
18) too

It's too bad, 'cause he's a great hitter,

Adjectives

1) dexterous

Oh, Lisa, baseball is a game played by the dexterous,
2) freckled

We had a tall, freckled-faced kid on the team
3) domed

in a domed stadium.
4) unbearable

"'...anything else is unbearable!'"
5) extracurricular

in dozens of extracurricular activities.
6) meaningless

"...dislocating Fosse's shoulder in a meaningless game."
7) unpredictable

but as an unpredictable, passionate game
8) ridiculous

Why do you say such ridiculous things?
9) sensible

It's against every sensible instinct.
10) foul

In the last game, our shortstop hit a long foul ball,
11) minus

Plus or minus tang.
12) dominant

By your age, I'd been the dominant force
13) rid

I had to get rid of Bart.
14) frozen

Milhouse hits a frozen rope just past the diving shortstop.
15) surprised

Wow. I'm surprised you guys know so much about a sport.
16) damn

First, keep your arms in the damn car.
17) pleased

I'm none too pleased
18) stupid

Oh, my stupid sister's taken the fun out of baseball.

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