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Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt » Season 1 » Kimmy Makes Waffles!

00:27:07

Ellie Kemper, Jane Krakowski, Tituss Burgess

96

Words to remember

Nouns

1) 5th

on June 5th, 2006.
2) indignity

Yes, but of all the indignities of being here,
3) simpleton

That goony simpleton needs me.
4) geode

Where are all his geode and gymnastics ribbons?
5) crag

Oh, like an outcropping, or a crag?
6) bodega

That's the weirdest bodega I've ever been in.
7) popper

I try to buy some popper and a cup of loose tuna.
8) bachelorette

You've ruined my bachelorette party
9) ethic

Jeez, your work ethic's really gone downhill
10) raft

Spanish was my life raft
11) pickle

Hold the pickle!
12) videotape

I'd like to submit this videotape as Exhibit B.
13) forehead

I'm currently in talks to get a forehead tattoo
14) liar

because he is a liar.
15) bunker

We're trapped in the bunker!
16) insult

[Kimmy] Great insult, Cyndee.
17) fudge

I'm getting us the fudge out of here.
18) audition

And yet you taped your audition for The Apprentice

Verbs

1) ravage

Robbed of their land, ravage by smallpox,
2) betray

And yet you betray me.
3) invent

Yeah, white people invent that.
4) crank

♪ And I crank crank ♪
5) rust

I took a shower in it, and now it's rust shut.
6) warn

I warn you.
7) bust

Oh, it dropped, you bust Morpheus.
8) deserve

will find someone who deserve her,
9) trap

We're trap in the bunker!
10) snake

I snake the drain last night.
11) admit

So you admit it.
12) belong

The MTV belong to all of us.
13) shut

Oh, shut up, shut up, shut up!
14) lie

Kimmy lie to you, Gretchen.
15) realize

And I realize that's where I have to go.
16) rob

Robbed of their land, ravaged by smallpox,
17) treat

I know how you rich people treat the help.
18) decide

Until some competitors decide

Adverbs

1) downhill

Jeez, your work ethic's really gone downhill
2) asleep

falling asleep while Brandon does CrossFit.
3) wherever

[man] I can drive wherever I want.
4) barely

I barely know Deanna.
5) perfectly

This all worked out perfectly.
6) somewhere

If I want to go somewhere,
7) obviously

We'll obviously have to watch the whole thing
8) underground

♪ He had them underground ♪
9) twice

You get twice as much sword.
10) exactly

Maybe a road trip is exactly what I need right now.
11) alone

I was so afraid of being alone
12) almost

I'm almost there.
13) super

and I'm super good at clients.
14) outside

Some white kids outside want cocaine...
15) actually

he's actually a super gay Persian guy.
16) double

Fame is a double-edged sword.
17) enough

It's bad enough that Yankees
18) later

Later, I found a part of my boob that I like"...

Adjectives

1) supe

he's actually a supe gay Persian guy.
2) diuretic

of a new diuretic yogurt.
3) rhetorical

Rhetorical question!
4) fluffy

I don't want to raise a bunch of giant, fluffy dogs.
5) jealous

You're just jealous because my dress covers the most skin.
6) skinny

you skinny blonde bitch.
7) persian

he's actually a super gay Persian guy.
8) dumb

You dumb-ass bitches!
9) fascinating

you know, a fascinating transition.
10) grateful

"Grateful cat marries hero cop."
11) viral

You went viral.
12) epic

into an epic fail.
13) sudden

that, all of a sudden, "too many" horses
14) sacred

No, it's the Reverend's sacred tape.
15) damn

Hey, even my white grandfather knows what a damn buffalo is.
16) weird

That's weird.
17) loose

I try to buy some poppers and a cup of loose tuna.
18) stupid

All we found was this stupid tape of him doing karate.