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00:22:30
Rex Lee, Emily Osment, Jonathan Sadowski
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God, where's my tinted chapstick?
- His entire demeanor is-- - sexy as hell!
I'm not a liar, cam's a cheater, I was right!
No wonder you left early from our date, you have a curfew!
I want cheap appetizer and hot guys.
They're nerd, they're awkward.
Accusing me of being jealous and a liar,
Do you live in the penthouse too?
I couldn't find the coat hanger that starts my car.
You have a doorman... I have a chalk outline of a doorman...
And while she's gone, I'm having my programmer bro over to par-tay.
I got a gut feeling about him.
Mac n' cheese topped with barbecue potato chips.
But my cousin is getting me--
I'm like a beige wingtip, I go with everything.
- No, his eyes, they're-- - deep pools of sapphire?
To pick out her vera wang wedding dress...
Yeah, oh, let me ask you something, tech genius.
You must be the new s.A.T. Tutor he's been raving about.
And he reveal things to me about himself
Okay, I'll admit that, if you admit you were jealous.
Why would he be jealous? He's engage to be married.
Please... You're so hung up on him.
I'm happy because I'm about to get invite to Josh's party, watch.
Once a dog pee on a tree, he doesn't one another dog pee there.
( laughs ) oh, god, I just crack myself up!
You treat Josh like he's your boyfriend.
But I happen to see cam hugging another women in the lobby
Because you guys slept together!
Elliott, what the hell are you wear?
It just seem like you like her more than me.
Babe, still wait on that pizza.
What are you skip for?
"corpse-pocalypse?" yes! I've been dying to play this game.
What I hear you saying is: "thank you, Sofia!"
I agree.
Nowhere, I've been nowhere.
I'll fit in perfectly!
Hey, you've been around forever.
Exactly! He's not the boss of you!
I mean, I finally get why you don't care about meeting guys anymore.
Maybe we can finally move forward,
I didn't really mean to be there quite that way.
Especially, if he gets into berkley.
Come on, Gabi, let's go! Happy hour's almost over.
Actually he is... This is not really fair!
Can I just see you later for our date?
Well, that worked fast.
We had one night together and then...
Well, I know I don't usually
You know who else loves ranch? Josh!
No, I'm not, okay? We had one drunken night a month ago.
You're the best friend ever!
Wait, let me, at least, take a selfie of us.
Because I couldn't take your obnoxious gloating.
No, that's ridiculous! That would be insulting to him!
God, where's my tinted chapstick?
And it would make me look insecure and jealous, which I'm not!
Doesn't he know you're having fake sex with your underage boyfriend?
They're nerds, they're awkward.
No, I'm not, okay? We had one drunken night a month ago.
Josh is jealous of you and cam.
You're young, skinny, and... Get out!
No, that's ridiculous! That would be insulting to him!
I'm sorry, I don't mean to be rude, but I'm looking for a man.
- Don't stop. - Chili cheese fries with sour cream.
A really intimate conversation.
Oh yeah, to-- it's so loud and phony.
Amd if a man lives in this fancy-pants building,
Doesn't he know you're having fake sex with your underage boyfriend?
That I'm protective of you.
No harm, no statutory.