Adverbs

• 1) barely

  Wow. I can barely say Micha Picca.

• 2) literally

  You're literally sewn to your ex.

• 3) occasionally

  and occasionally sexting him forever.

• 4) apart

  but now they are super apart. No!

• 5) unfortunately

  Unfortunately, the hat's only for the garden.

• 6) forever

  and occasionally sexting him forever.

• 7) alone

  And I want to masturbate alone.

• 8) perhaps

  Perhaps I can be of service.

• 9) sometimes

  I just make that noise sometimes when I'm hungry.

• 10) finally

  Tonight, we're finally meeting face-to-face.

• 11) instead

  Instead, we nurture their inner emotional garden.

• 12) almost

  Almost as soft as the llama I met hiking Machu Picchu.

• 13) super

  but now they are super apart. No!

• 14) actually

  We're actually getting unconjoined next month,

• 15) kind

  You have kind of been being a doormat for Mr. Salt.

• 16) enough

  weren't strong enough to express our love.

• 17) later

  but later, it's just you, me, and Grave Rollers!

• 18) though

  It is a funny story, though.