Name: Maternity
Released: 2020-08-12
Cast: Hugh Laurie, Omar Epps, Robert Sean Leonard

1) echovirus

FOREMAN: Echovirus 11. It's an Enterovirus.
2) pressor

even with three pressor?
3) sniffle

"Sniffles? No problem.
4) tapeworm

Like a tapeworm or something?
5) toxoplasmosis

No toxoplasmosis, no rubella.
6) vancomycin

We'll start them on vancomycin for the MRSA
7) radiologist

WOMAN ON PA: Radiologist, contact 5317.
8) abscess

Let's get MRls, check for abscess
9) pediatrician

Well, you got to ask the pediatrician next time. I just deliver them.
10) respirator

What's she gonna swab? Every respirator,
11) antiviral

All right, I'll look into whether there are any antiviral
12) vial

You're talking vial, not stick tests?
13) paternity

Well, I'll schedule you a paternity test, too.
14) germ

It seems to be a germ called pseudomonas.
15) stripper

- Why not? - Amber's a stripper name.
16) obstruction

Bowel obstruction. She's under observation. She'll be fine.
17) foreman

FOREMAN: Still V-fib.
18) inhalation

MAN ON PA: Inhalation therapist, 2P 214.
19) secretion

It could be respiratory secretion though.
20) scar

Yeah, I know. I saw the scar on your arm.
21) dispenser

About half the antibacterial gel dispenser are empty or broken.
22) diarrhea

Enteroviruses cause diarrhea and flu-like symptoms in adults,
23) seizure

Went into seizure six hours ago, brought into the intensive care,

1) scald

It could be scald-skin syndrome, which would be a sign of VRSA.
2) obstruct

Well, normally, I'd say it indicates a patient's bowel is obstruct,
3) rattle

You rattle off numbers, BP, O2 sats.
4) stabilize

So, pulmonary resistance has stabilize for the two kids, but BP's still...
5) defer

I defer to your legal wisdom.
6) infect

No. Something's infect both these infants.
7) diagnose

diagnose with obstruction of the small bowel.
8) shrink

See, this is why I don't waste money on shrink,
9) warn

- Oh, come... - I warn you.
10) freeze

She froze up.
11) defeat

That defeat the whole purpose.
12) mess

Okay, Intake mess up.
13) breed

We bred these superbugs.
14) survive

The healthy kids survive because their mothers' antibodies saved them.
15) advise

so I strongly advise you to come up with a medical rationale
16) hang

Wow, that is amazing. You hung out in the OBIGYN lounge all morning
17) sue

Do you want to get sue, lose your license, House?
18) shut

I want them isolated. I want the maternity ward shut down.
19) suppose

which is why you were suppose to get regular pregnancy tests.
20) realize

Look, I realize it's tough to break bad news to families.
21) experiment

Doctors experiment all the time.
22) throw

Okay, you're upset because they threw you out of their lounge.
23) split

and she and her husband split up, like, four months after the funeral.

1) interestingly

Interestingly enough,
2) temporarily

The maternity ward is temporarily closed.
3) barely

BP's plummeting. They're barely able to keep systolic up.
4) obviously

Jill, come on. He obviously doesn't want us bothering him.
5) definitely

We've definitely checked the whole floor.
6) unfortunately

and, unfortunately, we didn't find anything,
7) normally

Well, normally, I'd say it indicates a patient's bowel is obstructed,
8) exactly

Which is exactly what you're doing.
9) generally

Well, generally, I'd applaud that,
10) sometimes

I sometimes forget patients.
11) quite

I don't quite get how it would confuse you.
12) especially

especially if they're asked to rule out a pathology.
13) almost

I almost ran the marathon last year.
14) actually

I'm still amazed you're actually in the same room with a patient.
15) soon

If she doesn't solve this soon, her head's gonna explode,
16) enough

Interestingly enough,
17) often

That's very often the first sign.
18) together

And you're the only one who put this together because...
19) else

What else are they gonna do?
20) ago

Went into seizures six hours ago, brought into the intensive care,
21) ever

It's the most amazing thing we've ever done.
22) always

Radiologists always over-read babies' X-rays,
23) never

If it's some other virus, we'll never find it in time anyway.

1) virulent

he's so virulent, he must have been symptomatic.
2) indeterminate

it means that some random doctor of indeterminate skill
3) antibacterial

About half the antibacterial gel dispensers are empty or broken.
4) unethical

It would be unethical for one patient
5) fecal

Fecal or oral usually.
6) petri

and your tie is becoming a petri dish.
7) occult

or some occult infection. I'll be in the clinic.
8) arterial

Do we have an arterial line? Not yet.
9) awkward

Anyone who's that awkward
10) imaginary

This imaginary infection has spread to the next floor?
11) intestinal

It lodges in the intestinal tract.
12) unrelated

These kids have totally unrelated illnesses.
13) amazed

I'm still amazed you're actually in the same room with a patient.
14) tragic

Tragic, huh?
15) upset

Okay, you're upset because they threw you out of their lounge.
16) bacterial

Which leads us to bacterial infection.
17) cardiac

Cardiac scarring, people.
18) pediatric

Inhalation therapist, pediatric room 214.
19) sudden

Did he get hot all of a sudden?
20) immune

The kid would be immune from it.
21) curious

I'm the most curious man in the world.
22) therapeutic

Therapeutic trial, to find the cause of the infection.
23) isolated

I want them isolated. I want the maternity ward shut down.

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