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00:20:13
Sarah Chalke, Zach Braff, Donald Faison
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The sniffle?
On account of the meconium problem he had, it might be pneumonia.
Still, he is the best paediatrician on staff,
If you ever interrupt an exam again, I will shove my stethoscope up your...
Kick him in the crotch and run.
You paged me for another Foley catheter?
- Urinary incontinence. - Yes, Bruce.
you could show disregard for my schedule
Don't worry. Those are a dime a dozen.
Today for lunch the cafeteria has...
and then threw it away because alcoholism runs in my family.
You didn't need to page me 17 times between the time I bought the rum muffin
Enjoy. I didn't cut the hand off. I used a different puppet for that.
Norris just moved the appointment back to six, the rat bastard.
I decided to take a different tack with my interns.
why daddy's wee-wee doesn't have a turtleneck on it like his.
- Bye. - Where the hell are my intern?
You're worse than every parent who freak out when their kid eats Play-Doh.
What the...? Maybe I dilute this too much.
I am adapting. You, on the other hand, are behaving like a complete lunatic.
Disturbing fetishes aside, I owe you an apology for acting like a jackass,
I am adapt. You, on the other hand, are behaving like a complete lunatic.
You remind me of her so much,
who stole my stupid girl.
and a boyfriend who smell vaguely like my tackle box,
Oh, my God. I love doing that so much, it makes my hands shake a little.
Let's start out by me watching how you interact with your interns.
It still burn a little, but at least I can hear OK.
That was when I realize what I'd turned my interns into.
and then threw it away because alcoholism runs in my family.
- You pull the paper away. - Stop lying. That's gonna come off?
I'm teach humans, not dolphins.
You're treat him the exact same way you treat me.
I decide to take a different tack with my interns.
Even though my interns suck, I decided to turn it into a positive.
You drew on the wall.
Disturbing fetishes aside, I owe you an apology for acting like a jackass,
You're obviously busy with your doll.
This kid just falls apart every time Kelso looks over his shoulder.
Unfortunately for me, my interns aren't mammals.
You judge us by these 20-minute pressure-filled windows twice a week.
- Remember earlier you asked me? - No.
Whether it's finally standing up to your white whale...
especially stupid relationships with stupid trainers
You don't need a doctor to say a good night's sleep can fix almost anything.
Actually, sir, we rock. So, feel free to sit back and enjoy the show.
- Anyone else need to be late? - I can't.
If you ever interrupt an exam again, I will shove my stethoscope up your...
At least I wasn't the only one.
but I remain, as always, underwhelmed.
You never get to know how hard we really work.
You never get to know how hard we really work.
Dolphins won again.
Dr Norris, what we're looking for is someone who's not too alarmist
Dr Norris, what we're looking for is someone who's not too alarmist
Fantastic, but that's the brachial artery, and it's not how we draw blood.
Dan, don't. That's Dad's indelible space pen and prom is in two weeks.
and make me want to cause you grievous bodily harm?
even if it means sucking up to the one doctor who's more obnoxious than you.
What in the hell do you think you are doing, you arrogant son of a bitch?
but also not too lax either.
The point is, they will live or die based on your lame-ass post ops,
Disturbing fetishes aside, I owe you an apology for acting like a jackass,
and Dr Cox here is an attending and a renowned pain in the ass,
In fact, if you get bored, just hijack an ice-cream truck
I just thought I'd come by and play with your stuffed animals.
It's a really persistent cough. What do you say?
- What are you doing? - It's just a nervous habit.
I know. For God's sakes, it's an innocent doll.
But it is crucial I have everyone here at 9am sharp tomorrow.
And just like that I had another rough night ahead of me.
He's got fluid