Name: The Lady
Released: 2017-03-07
Cast: Thomas Middleditch, T.J. Miller, Josh Brener, Matt Ross

1) shitload

Look, we all know that I can make a shitload more money
2) esop

and new ESOPs. Is there a motion to approve?
3) adena

So I am going to have to err on the side of caution and say "Pass-adena,"
4) fatherhood

Undisrupted fatherhood. It's visionary technology.
5) cyborg

and that you are a cyborg?
6) pacemaker

requiring the installation of a pacemaker,
7) lifeguard

Is there a lifeguard?
8) swag

Cool. So three-to-two in favor... swag!
9) moron

Don't act like a moron. You're not going to kick Nucleus' ass
10) dreamer

fit to be the first head dreamer of Hooli.
11) anonymity

Actually, our policy guarantees anonymity,
12) dope

- It's pretty dope. - That sounds expensive.
13) margarita

Question... who likes margarita?

1) poach

for a lot more money. Our own investor poach him.
2) equalize

No, we all have equalize pay, remember?
3) spel

- That's not at all how it's spel here. - Let's go, Jian.
4) flatter

You should be flatter. OJ Simpson is one of the most recognizable people
5) fuckin

fuck you, you fuckin'...
6) assemble

You know, you design the engine. I just assemble the car.
7) misplace

Uh, I think they must have misplace the tickets.
8) excite

You know what else excite me here?
9) violate

which I feel like kind of violate my rights...
10) crush

you "crush it"?
11) freak

where you try to rattle somebody to see if they freak out or not?
12) smell

Does he fart a lot and smell like onions?
13) rope

but I got rope into buying these two tickets

1) hermetically

working for some multi-colored Happy Town in a hermetically-sealed box.
2) mortally

upon which I am mortally dependent.
3) aggressively

I think if we like him, we should pursue him aggressively.
4) frankly

And frankly, I'm not going to let you bully me into doing it.
5) technically

Wow, he's technically a cyborg.
6) sadly

Uh, sadly no. This is... that's just Jared.
7) honestly

She's honestly so fucking stupid.
8) repeatedly

By, quote, "repeatedly rubbing our fucking faces
9) barely

I mean, as it is, we're barely going to make it to January.
10) essentially

Essentially, if you find the workplace hostile in any way,
11) perfectly

You know, I was perfectly happy there.
12) aside

Gentlemen, I'm going to need you to move aside for the other guests.
13) basically

So basically I pay for one tiny-ass outgoing stream

1) appositive

Uh, a sentence with two appositive phrases in it?
2) cunty

- No more Cunty. - Terrific.
3) hissy

It's so people don't get jealous and throw a hissy fit.
4) goddamned

The son of a bitch is a goddamned cyborg.
5) effeminate

or Gilfoyle refers to me as effeminate K.D. Lang,
6) cybernetic

That is correct... short for cybernetic organism.
7) distracting

It just that they're getting really pissed and it's really distracting.
8) recognizable

You should be flattered. OJ Simpson is one of the most recognizable people
9) amused

and to this office, and some of them might not be as amused as I am
10) retarded

So obviously, when Dinesh calls me retarded Frankenstein,
11) visionary

Undisrupted fatherhood. It's visionary technology.
12) congenital

I came into this world of filth and pain with a congenital heart condition,
13) proficient

So it says here that you're proficient in C++,

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