Name: Breast Cancer Show Ever
Released: 2016-10-27
Cast: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes

1) doozie

Oh, that's a doozie, Wendy. You come up with that one on your own?
2) remorsefulness

I was wrong to make fun of breast cancer and I'm very "remorsefulness."
3) retard

Go deep, Craig! Not that deep, retard!
4) bun

Eric, get your bun back over here, m'kay.
5) jock

Doesn't that like go against your jock-y man code or something?
6) recess

Recess is almost over. I don't know if there's really time.
7) rumor

Wendy, I've been hearing rumor about a fight between you and Eric Cartman.
8) bastard

You unbelievable bastard. You beat me, but you won't stop.
9) temptation

Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptation.
10) bro

You're my bro and she's your bitch. I don't wanna hurt my bro's bitch.
11) jerk

I was a real jerk and now they're gonna cut off my Mom's boobs.
12) asshole

You don't get it, asshole!
13) lump

It is a fat little lump that needs to be destroyed.
14) detention

I totally can't see the fight, dude. I've got detention after school.
15) survivor

Did you know I'm a breast-cancer survivor? - Ma'am?
16) neighbor

Ample parking day or night, people spouting "howdy neighbor".
17) excuse

These students are a little too smart to see you're just making excuse not to fight me.
18) dude

You're a chick, dude.

1) apologize

You just stood there and said you apologize and you don't wanna fight!
2) beg

You know what she did? She apologized and beg me not to fight her.
3) diagnose

I was diagnose seven years ago. Cancer is pure evil.
4) swear

Coulda swore I heard 'em comin' though the roof!
5) crap

What's up? What's up? I crap on your desk, dawg. What's up with that?
6) refuse

You refuse to let that fat little lump make you feel powerless.
7) destroy

It is a fat little lump that needs to be destroy.
8) shut

You better shut up, or I'll make you shut up. - Oh, really?
9) suppose

What am I suppose to do about it?
10) kick

Yeah, I'm just gonna teach her a lesson. I'm not gonna totally kick her ass.
11) dodge

I'm glad that's over with. - Yeah, guess you dodge a bullet, Galahad.
12) promise

It was wrong of me, and I promise you that it won't happen again.
13) teach

Haven't we taught you that?
14) chicken

She chicken out! - Man! She chicken out!
15) estimate

An estimate one in six women will deal with cancer in their lifetime,
16) suck

You fucking suck so hard!
17) beat

God forbid, she actually gets in a g-good punch and beat you.
18) guess

I guess so.

1) possibly

Our opinion of you can't possibly go any lower.
2) neither

Cancer doesn't play by the rules, so neither can you.
3) fucking

Oh, it's on, bitch. - You're gonna fucking die!
4) deep

I always knew deep down that Wendy didn't have any b-b-balls.
5) behind

Going down to South Park gonna leave my woes behind.
6) almost

There's no way out! She's gonna kick my ass in front of everyone. Almost time!
7) outside

As soon as that bell rings we do it outside, you got that?! And you better be there.
8) actually

God forbid, she actually gets in a g-good punch and beats you.
9) lower

Our opinion of you can't possibly go any lower.
10) soon

As soon as that bell rings we do it outside, you got that?! And you better be there.
11) though

Can't go too easy on her, though.
12) fast

Detention. That's it! I've gotta get detention fast!
13) else

And you can't listen to what anybody else tells you.
14) ago

I was diagnosed seven years ago. Cancer is pure evil.
15) ever

Yeah, I don't ever remember AC/DC singing about
16) sure

She sure seems confident. You should probably go easy on her, dude.
17) always

I always knew deep down that Wendy didn't have any b-b-balls.
18) hard

Then why'd you crap on Garrison's desk? - Because I'm hard-core.

1) nerdy

and I know I'm just a nerdy little weakling to you, but I want to be your friend
2) freaking

It's about freaking time. - All right, let's do it!
3) pathetic

You are so pathetic!
4) unbelievable

You unbelievable bastard. You beat me, but you won't stop.
5) muscular

You can't bribe your way out of this. - Wendy, I have muscular dystrophy.
6) ridiculous

What? That's ridiculous!
7) dumb

Apologize?! That's not what I said, you dumb bitch!
8) distant

We all must fight, and hopefully one day titty cancer will be a distant mammary.
9) desperate

Oh, Wendy, such a desperate attempt to get out of it.
10) offensive

What you're doing is very offensive!
11) tough

You think you're tough?! - What's up? What's up?
12) armed

Officer, we need to get an A.P.B. out on those titties! They're armed and dangerous!
13) satisfied

I'll eat my underwear, Wendy, and then you'll be satisfied.
14) fellow

Fellow students, October is awareness month
15) dangerous

Officer, we need to get an A.P.B. out on those titties! They're armed and dangerous!
16) pure

I was diagnosed seven years ago. Cancer is pure evil.
17) finished

I'm finished!
18) sweet

Ahhh, sweet.

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