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00:21:35
Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green
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Good evening, fingerer and fingerees.
Webster's dictionary defines "smegma" as
a tubby spaz with a heart full of dreams,
I ain't got no toenail nohow.
loading the urinal up with ice.
QUAGMIRE: See, Peter? He's too fast.
JOE: It's a rout. It's a blowout.
No, you're a douche bag.
A zig. A zag. A touchdown!
Can't let that raccoon get all of it.
Peter and the fella think that you and I only hang out together
A zig. A zag. A touchdown!
with the lunchtime announcements.
He's been pooping in the waffle iron.
and look at that mural of black achievement.
A dope. An idiot. A water head.
A zig. A zag. A touchdown!
No one may meet the king's gaze.
in the rapping style you kids are so enthuse about.
All right, students. The votes have been tabulate,
The arrow guy who frown a lot.
I can't hear you, I just presume
He's been poop in the waffle iron.
Yeah. Neil nominate me.
Well, we could have come over and graciously apologize,
I've been acknowledge by my peers as their superior.
that deserve being elected king.
What if I brush my shoulders off?
I hang out with Jerome because, unlike some people,
You hit reset, you're ban for life.
I suppose people do want to be with their own kind.
Yeah, last year we did the burn up kid, so this was a slam dunk.
Well, we realize you like hanging out with Jerome
That's when Taco Bell throw all
You suck.
Hey, how foon would it be if we wave sticks around?
Luckily, "Chris Griffin" rhymes with "homecoming king,"
What? Are you going backwards? Just score.
♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪
because they think he's mentally challenged.
Well, he obviously doesn't know it's just a pity vote.
Unfortunately, Jason Bourne is not available.
that threw me out of the bathroom earlier.
And finally, tonight, a moving story from James Woods High,
is actually super sexy.
is actually super sexy.
♪ Later today you're gonna have a big thrill ♪
He sort of looks like a young Popeye.
Often he'll come running when he hears a can opening.
Peter and the fellas think that you and I only hang out together
Simon, did I ever tell you the one
or your fat son or how you once made a dog shake its head "no"?
That little Lamisil guy always makes me laugh.
Yeah, we never should've let
to unpopular kids.
But I told them that's insulting.
I know, he's acting like an arrogant jerk.
You're just jealous 'cause you've never done anything
We're facing a biochemical attack of untold proportions.
That's racist. I'm offended.
Do mean like a Levi's 513 skinny straight?
No, he's loud.
Damn it. They left without me, and now I'm stuck with the bill?
Did you see how excited he is?
Well, my script is brilliant, and I'm a great director.
Man, I'm starting to get drunk.
and he's just so fat and weird,
about the loose-fitting T-shirt?
and make him look stupid.
That's okay.
Well, it's obvious.
that blind girl touch our faces.