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00:21:08
Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green
108
- Excuse me, young lady? - Did I freaking stutter?
Quagmire, go get the "For Sale" sign.
Here we are, fella. Our first major gig.
Yes, your anguish sustains me.
Hey, Fallon, say goodnight, you bum.
Welcome to the family, sweetheart. Chris, go burn all Meg's old pictures.
- Well, where do we sign? - Right here, on Tony's butt cheek.
[Singing] I want to have intercourse with you
It was the day of the tuna hot-dish jamboree...
Well, we just need to kick it up a notch.
Not for me, but it's good to have you back, pumpkin.
You're such a good listener. You're not like the other boys.
Like the kind I used to play when I was an intern at the hospital.
You know, maybe we should have decided on outfit that matched.
Yeah, that wasn't a very good opening sketch, was it?
Hey, cool. You're busy. No sweat.
Yeah, they loved us. Gentlemen, this is a sign.
There, there, let me dry those tear.
Yeah, there was a pretty positive review carve in Tony's ass.
You know, Peter, just because you guys entertain a bunch of drunken idiots...
Yes, your anguish sustain me.
I'm not sure I'm comfortable with Meg being exploit that way.
- Face it, The Clam is doom. - Come on, guys, we can't give up now.
Oh, man, that's the best idea since they fake the moon landing.
That makes you cool. Wanna hang out with us?
Now, how in the hell am I suppose to compete with that?
Mr. Doctor? If you get shot in a rap feud...
that always resolves itself if you just ignore it, all right?
Help, I've escape from Kevin Spacey's basement!
You know, maybe we should have decide on outfits that matched.
- You suck! - Get off the stage!
If I'm forget anybody, I'm sorry. Goodnight, everybody!
Look what happen by accident.
The people who beat you are proud to present, all the way from Quahog...
I guess I could give it a try. All right, here goes.
All right, now where's the guy who slept with my daughter?
You know, it's awfully dangerous for me to be walking around the mall at my height.
Lucky there's a man who Positively can do
I don't know, go out sometime.
All right, stand aside. It's about time I did my fatherly duty.
You gotta start somewhere, fellas. That's how you evolve.
That'll take forever.
It's great to finally meet you. I'm hosting.
Especially that Coyote Ugly theme.
- I'll talk to you later. - Well, what did he say?
All right, kids. Now everyone stay together.
That's about as likely as me playing by someone else's rules besides my own...
Oh, my God, Lois, I'm sorry. It was 20 years ago.
I mean, you're the only one of us who's ever had a real boyfriend.
Meg, honey, I always thought you were beautiful just the way you...
which I would never do.
It will not happen again. We cool? We good?
Stick around, you just might learn something, too.
- Mom, Dad, am I ugly? - Of course not, sweetie.
or Testicular Sound Express.
My daughter needs a makeover like there's no freaking tomorrow.
You know, Peter, just because you guys entertained a bunch of drunken idiots...
I am so outrageous. Give me the cash.
- Right, Missus Wong? - Yeah, she band. Old lady jealous.
Meg, honey, don't let those awful kids at school...
Oh, my God, he is so gorgeous.
Now that you're attractive, how about we go out sometime?
Windy nights and sad sights Won't go away
53 bars, and an indoor cattle ranch.
Yeah, where'd you get a stupid idea like that?
- You finding everything okay? - Yes, thank you.
in front of one-and-a-half times the Mad TVaudience?
I can't think of anything more exciting.
You know, it's awfully dangerous for me to be walking around the mall at my height.
The people who beat you are proud to present, all the way from Quahog...
- How was that, Dr. Ditty? - Yo, that sounds smooth, y'all.
And solar winds...